Discussion: Kissing Congressman Will 'Absolutely' Run For Re-election

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“Can you trust McAllister to keep trust with you, when he can’t even keep trust with his wife?”

Man, the ads just write themselves.

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The money is just too good to pass up he and his wife agreed. Screw family values!!

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And here we thought the entertainment was over on the Mosquito Coast.

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Did G-d give Vance a pass? Or did Vance tell HIm he was going to give him one?

I guess because running a Subway shop and promoting wrestling isn’t as glamorous as a steady Congressional check, my money’s on him and the wife body-slamming the Almighty :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Oh fuck your “praying”, and fuck your “consulting with the family” bullshit.

You didn’t pray for shit, and your “consultation” consisted of you telling your wife “b**ch, I’m going to do it and you’re going to listen and obey”.

What you REALLY did in this intermediate period was, go 'round to the regular donors and PACs and make sure they’d still avail themselves of your well-used rectum in return for the cash to finance your “comeback” tour.

It was all about “will PAC-massah pay me to run again?”, and nothing else.

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“It’s taken a lot of hard praying”

It’s really hard not to gag when reading that.

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I’d like to find a republican with an ounce of shame. I’m afraid they don’t exist.

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Bill Clinton stayed in office for far worse. So what’s the big deal.

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Thus surprising nobody.

Sadly, he only mentioned “prayer” and not “Jesus” so we won’t be able to fill our bingo cards this time.

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If Louisiana will elect a guy who poos in diapers (by choice, not because of any medical condition), they’d elect anybody.

In fact, Piyush should go all in, and publicly wrestle an alligator.

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…while shitting in his diaper?

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Still trying to sink Hillary, you scared little Republican?

I savor your fear as a fine wine.

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Not since at least 1954.

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Hey, it worked for Vitter.
The “conservative voter” (i.e. Knuckle-Dragger) will forgive just about ANYTHING except for 2 things;

  1. Being President While Black.
  2. Being caught in bed with a Dead Girl or a Live Boy.
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I am glad he is running. Let’s hope the voters fire him just as he fired the staffer he kissed. If not, they deserve him and his family values.

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He’s counting swing{er] voters.

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did ghis god give him a pass maybe if he went to the same preacher that the chinless one diper david vitter did…he has very very low standards for very very low people

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IMO it isn’t a big deal. His failing isn’t the kissing, it is the crusading.

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Vance McAllister is the cockroach you think you have smashed flat, but when you raise your foot up, the dam thing takes off again.

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