Discussion for article #236962
If anyone would try to sell us mutant chickens, it’d be the Chinese.
I wonder if we can distract the Jade Helmer conspiracy wonks with the same rumors.
Why am I flashing on an episode of The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy…somewhere deep in the desert is a military research facility where they breed giant mutant chickens who lay eggs with acid yolks!
Turn the rumors around in your favor – spread the word that the mutant KFC chicken enhances your virility, but the effect only last a day or two unless you keep eating the chicken.
Restaurant operator KFC said Monday it filed a lawsuit against three companies in China whose social media accounts spread false claims about its food, including that its chickens have eight legs.
Why make this up when the truth is damning enough?