Iām very confident Trump is not breaking any Laws ā¦
Because Iām a graduate of Trump U law school where they taught us all about lawyerinā and stuff.
Gots me a de-ploma and all
Oh, well that settles it, then. Iām glad we cleared that up. I mean, if Kellyanne, with all of her years of legal experience and from her position as a totally unbiased observer, says thereās nothing going on, well then, clearly, thereās nothing going on. No need for any reporters to dig further.
Well since you said so I guess weāll just wait until you tell us some law is being broken. Thanks for taking this burden on for the nation.
Pull the string and out it comesā¦
Actually she got her legal expertise from a box set of Allie MacBeal.
She canāt con us. We donāt matter. Whatās important is that the Trumpanzees all nod their heads saying or thinking: āSheās right, you know that donāt you?ā To that extent every minute sheās on the air is a win.
Sheās an expert on the conflict-of-interest laws. And she has an impeccable reputation for honesty and frankness.
āIām very confident heās not breaking any laws,ā Conway said.
Except Article1, Section 9, Clause 8 of the Constitution, also known as the Emoluments Clause:
āNo Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.ā
Guess they didnāt teach Kellyanne about that at Trump U.
The Emoluments clause of the Constitution says Trump canāt receive anything of value from a foreign government. Greasing the wheels to get a building permit sure sounds like itās a value.
Dear Kellyanne or KAC,
Do you see the similarity:
with this
who ended up like this because, well dear we know why:
and honey is the money, power, or fame worth going all the way to here? Please think of the children:
Would these be the same ācomfortableā legal counsel that gave the Chump the very bad news that he would be obliged to write a very large settlement check in order to avoid further humiliation in his Trump University scheme? One might wonder when comfort becomes incompetence.
Is everyone familiar with the meme MRDA, for āMandy Rice-Davies appliesā? Itās a quick, easy, historically literate suggestion that a simple denial doesnāt necessarily settle the matter forever since guilty people have been known to deny their guilt. Iām thinking itās gonna be goddamn handy for the foreseeable future.
May be the worst person on planet earth , next to Trump.
Trump Rex: āLa Loi, cāest moi.ā
Meanwhile:
Just a reminder that these folks are business people and insofar as that is the case, they are predisposed to understand Trump and forgive him his trespasses.
I am TIRED of this BS and itās just begun. Ever since she came on she has used āTrust meāā¦āTake my word for itā or āI am very confidentāā¦CāMON MEDIA. Do you freakinā JOBS. I donāt CARE what this āpersonā thinks. I donāt CARE what she ābelievesā. FIND OUT. RIGHT NOW.
āIām very confident heās not breaking any laws,ā Conway said.
In other words, heās breaking a shitfest of laws.
She has no clue. But gee whiz, if Mr. Trump says he isnāt breaking any laws, then he isnāt. Who cares what everyone else thinks?
