Discussion: Kelly: I Left DHS (For White House) Because 'God Punished Me'

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She ain’t done yet, sir.

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Karma’s a bitch.

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did he just commit seppuku?

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He apparently forgot she is a vengeful god, with a wicked sense of humor…

Go forth from the frying pan, into the eternal fires of Donnieworld.

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When you work for and are obedient to Satan…

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“If I could do it all over again, I wouldn’t have made public my deep seated racism, misogyny and abuse enabling”, he added.

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Clearly, the lesson didn’t take.

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This is only the antechamber of the hell you will have earned in the last six months.

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He certainly deserves punishment for his handling of ICE and immigration. It remains to be seen if this current purgatory is severe enough.

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And now Satan’s turning the screws at God’s behest. Thank God.

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Gosh darn Kelly…you are SUCH a ‘funny’ man.

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O god’s just getting warmed up, Kelly.

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“…but I did something wrong and God punished me, I guess.”

Seemingly upwards of 350,000,000 million of us offended God in some fashion or another.
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No, God is punishing us.

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Gen. Kelly figured he could beat up on more immigrants if was shaping Trump’s overall policy as CoS, rather than just taking orders from him at DHS.

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New sign erected over the WH staff entrance:

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Just once I’d like to see Trump in public and observe evidence a White House makeup artist worked furiously to cover up a shiner but couldn’t quite finesse it.

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And when, on the eighth day, a Republican raised his head from the muck and attempted a joke, the Goddess did not laugh, cursing all Republicans for all time to come with the inability to understand the meaning of humor.

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I dunno, seems like Kelly is exactly where he ought to be.

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