Discussion: Kelly Grabbed Lewandowski By Collar, Shoved Him During West Wing Spat

What? No ā€œGianforte slamā€?

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I’d have kicked that fucker in his colostomy bag.

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There is a certain poetic justice to this.

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Now if Kelley would please body slam Steven Miller and make him cry, my day will be complete.

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I wonder if all these sudden reports of Kelly’s anger issues are part of someone or some group in the White House trying to force him out…

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Running government like a Trump business.

Get to the polls! VOTE, dammit!

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Idle musing: whoever is leaking this to try to knife Kelly either fundamentally misunderstands Trump or fundamentally misunderstands the public.

Possible assumption one is that Trump would be put off by this information—obviously not true. This is red meat to Trump’s dominance-based understanding of the world. Possible assumption two is that the public will be so horrified by this information (a la Rob Porter) that we will be calling our Senators etc demanding his resignation, suggesting a fundamental inability to understand the difference between public perception spousal abuse and public perception of two hated middle-aged dudes in a slightly pathetic dick-measuring contest. (This misconception too, I think, is part of a dominance worldview—beating up on someone weaker is beating up on someone weaker, regardless of gender.)

It should go without saying that in a conflict between Kelly and Lewandowski I am firmly Team Guillotine, or perhaps Team Glob of Spit.

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Well, somebody needs to beat the living shitz out of drunken abuser and liar dumbbowski. GO , General Kelly…

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I hold no brief for Kelly but Lewandowski is a complete and pure punk, and he ought to be grabbed and shoved by all right-thinking people. When people talk about the scum coming to the surface with rabble-rousers like Trump, boiling up out of the sewers, it’s punks like Lewandowski they mean.

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ā€œOnly the best peopleā€¦ā€

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Trump’s infantile lack of control is contagious and spreading.

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Probably true, illustrates the tension that someone (Kelly) who once had some professional ethics experiences trying to hold the wheels on the bus for that crooked gangster, and (most of all) reveals that Javanka are still leaking anti-K rumors to try to get him to leave.

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Lewandowski reportedly did not respond physically,

Of course he is only violent against women.

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Isn’t Kelly a trained killer? What went wrong? Weak, very weak.

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I’m thinking that they need to build a big old cage and put all these dipshits into it (bring back Gorka, Coffee Boy, and all the others that have been dismissed) and let them fight it out like ā€œreal men.ā€

El Cheetolini can be the announcer (he’s a natural right?) and Kelly Anne can be the ring girl in a skimpy costume walking around with the round sign (keep that in your thoughts for awhile)!!

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This incident was in February. I’m fairly sure it’s now October. This is news?

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So this happened in February? Wonder why we are just now hearing about it?

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Only in an administration where cool-headedness and civility were prized above ā€˜manliness’ and aggression. As it is, this has probably been leaked to shore up his stock.

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