Discussion: Kansas Man Tries To Put Out Garbage Fire With Van Full Of Live Ammunition

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Well isn’t this a novel idea for the proper use of ammunition? And the tank was full of gas?

Your insurance company is gonna love this little goat rodeo Einstein!

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“the van’s owner wasn’t immediately cited.”

Lemme repeat that…

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RES IPSA LOQUITUR

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Readers, meet the next Missouri candidate for U.S. House of Representatives.

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Alcohol may have been involved.

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Are all gun nuts terminal idiots or just the overwhelming majority?

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Florida Man not available for comment…

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More proof that: “You can’t cure Stupid.”

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Had to look up the Latin but yep, you nailed it.

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:slight_smile:

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Yes.

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Another responsible gun owner…

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I think the case for “self-driving vehicles” is stronger after this.

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Definitely behavior worthy of a Darwin award. This guy should have stayed in the van, thereby removing his genes from the gene pool.

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Real men of genius.

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“…allegedly told the deputy that he attempted to quash the flames by
driving the vehicle back and forth over them until the tires also caught
fire. He said he evacuated the area at that point because he realized
that the van was full of firearms ammunition and had a full tank of gas,
according to the report.”

I think that if you saw this in a movie you’d probably walk out because the scene would be SO INSANELY STUPID that no one would believe it. I mean, you’re first reaction would be that the director was high out of his mind when he filmed it. The second reaction would be total disbelief.

And hat tip to Sniffit: “…the van’s owner wasn’t immediately cited.”

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This guy’s face should be alongside what constitutes the definition Derp in the dictionary…or soon will be whenever Oxford gets around to it.

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Let’s see, accident report. Question number 47:
How could this accident have been avoided?
Hmmmm.

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