LOL! On this day you have truly earned your name, sir!
First couple to wed in NC? 2 deputy sheriffs!
I too live in Utah by choice. I have been immensely proud of our SSM marriage plaintiffs. I thought that they were crazy when they filed their suit after Windsor, but Judge Shelby in Utah DistCt ended up being the first federal judge to rule on the constitutionality of SSM after Windsor. His opinion is a model of clarity and good legal analysis - and it wasnât even a close call. The state of Utah lost on Summary Judgment, which nobody expected. Having read a lot of the opinions, it seems to me that his opinion served as the model for all of the courts that followed.
Utah is a weird place, but itâs not all bad.
Just found out something about Judge Osteen, who declared NCâs ban unconstitutional: Appointed by George WTF? Bush
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Looks like Huckabee is out. He said so right? Heâs out trolling for men, that is.
Now all of the "regularâ married people in these states are going to be heavily impacted, because of the big difference of the very same couples that are already together and in love getting a license, oh nooooo!////
Ever notice that we never hear any positives coming from these hater states. Itâs like they only exist to be mean, terrible, rotten, ugly and a pain. Well, with the positive of overturning their hatred as the exception.
Letâs see what this does to Tillisâ chances when the next polling numbers are released.
Shameful comment. Truly.
First, have you no empathy? We Christofascists are being further and further repressed with every gay marriage and our children are now going to be openly recruited by Rainbow ACORN into the gay deathstyle.
Second, the joke is on you. You canât hear our tiny little brains exploding, because we are all deep in underground shelters. Gawd 9-11âd the USA, because we tolerate gay, even us Christofacists. Oh, them gays calls us intolerant, but we hardly never spit on them and I even gave one directions once for how to drive out of town. Gawd isnât going to knock over a few buildings in Njew York City this time, and he isnât just going to wreak his vengeance on liberals and heathens and politicians and what all you got in Boston and Njew York and DeeCee. This time, it is Real Americans in the Real United States of America. It is gonna be ugly: floods of boiling frogs; lettuce, iceberg lettuce, turning into arugula; and Angels smiting good Christofascist fathers with the knowledge that their teen daughters have already had sex.
Hear that muffled roar???
TeaXiansâ heads are exploding âŚ
Muffled because of where their heads live.
HATE canât seem to catch a break these days. Awwwww.
As it happens, I moved here from Texas, and found it pretty easy to adapt. Politically, the two states appear to be similar, but I find that the Utah Righteouslature is far more predictable than the Texas equivalent. Here, theyâre wrong about everything, but you know going in exactly what kind of wrong youâre going to get when theyâre done.
In Texas, theyâre both wrong and insane. Itâs not a good combination, but you already know that. While we have some loons here, we donât have anyone on the order of Louis Gohmert, though Mike Lee can certainly give Ted Cruz a run for his money.
And yes, the comments section at SLTrib.com is a great place to see how the minority thinks around here.
Truly, your snark is of a masterful level of snarkosity!
âHis form is ungainlyâhis intellect smallââ
   (So the Bellman would often remark)
âBut his courage is perfect! And that, after all,
   Is the thing that one needs with a Snark.â