Discussion: Judge Slaps Down Carter Page Lawsuit Against The DNC

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Carter Page, or as most people know him, Amateur Hour.

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womp womp…

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I did not know he was a “Dr.”

Wiki…

Page received a PhD degree from SOAS, University of London in 2012, where he was supervised by Shirin Akiner.[2][10]
His doctoral dissertation on the transition of Asian countries from
communism to capitalism was rejected twice before ultimately being
accepted by new examiners.[17]
One of his original examiners later said Page “knew next to nothing”
about the subject matter and was unfamiliar with “basic concepts” such
as Marxism and state capitalism.[18] He sought unsuccessfully to publish his dissertation as a book; a
reviewer described it as “very analytically confused, just throwing a
lot of stuff out there without any real kind of argument.”[2] Page blamed the rejection on anti-Russian and anti-American bias.[18]

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Lawyering r hard.

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It is doubtful that this will wipe the sh_t eating grin off of his face.

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Carter r stoopid.

This was a particularly lame attempt at forum shopping and boot strapping.

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Chief Judge Joe Heaton.

Doesn’t sound Mexican to me? Tis a puzzle.

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Giuliani & Page, LLC (Legal Loons Corporation).

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In other words, F off.

I hope this nailed looney tune’s back account substantially. Good dog, what an idiot.

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Sounds to me like he spent about $9.00 on the entire suit. So probably not.

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Hey, “democrat” and “Oklahoma” both have an m, an o, and an a. Sufficient nexus!

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I own a tree in Washington, DC, so I am going to sue to evict Fat Donny from the White House.

Carter Page has got to be the dumbest of all.

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Page does not have a residence in OK, but calls Oklahoma “his main home” because he is incorporated in OK?
That’s a hoot.
Page is again up to his usual uneducated imbecilic idiocy, just like when he was advising Dear Leader, along with his equally Fake PhD buddy, Sebastian Gorka.

Thanks for the reminder, @robcat2075

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For Carter Page, you dumbass:

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Assume the position, beeyotch!

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Too bad the Judge left out the part where he rejected the Defamation lawsuit on the grounds that Page’s reputation is that he’s an asshole.

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Carter Page is a national buffoon. Why does anyone even bother to listen to him? The judge should have assessed legal fees against him for taking up the courts time.

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Add lawyering to the list of things at which Carter Page is totally incompetent.

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“In filing the lawsuit pro se, meaning that it was filed by Page himself rather than by lawyers on his behalf…”

I went to a dumpster fire the other night, and Carter Page v. DNC broke out.

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