Discussion: Jordan Launches Full-Scale PR Defense As Wrestlers’ Accusations Mount

Learning from his boss: lie, lie, lie. If you repeat loud enough for enough times, people will soon not even care about the truth.

Wait a minute! Isn’t there a world leader in history who used that as a principal strategy???

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A companion site StandWithJimAndCough.com will be operating soon.

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He sure does protest a lot…

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Didn’t the Republicans Launch a "Stand with Dennis Hastert " too ? Just Saying!

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You’re lying
Everyone else knows you’re lying
Please proceed…
The stupid is astounding
All you needed to do was issue a statement saying
I was wrong , I should have done something.

Instead the standard Republican playbook
Deny Deny Deny in the face of facts and keep the story in the headlines until you are ultimately forced to resign

Douchebag

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No matter what his wingnut allies might say, Jim Jordan’s character has been amply on display all this time and does him no credit. He’s exhausted any fund of credibility in his constant mindless attacks and now, when a reputation for integrity would come in handy, there’s nobody who respects him outside his little camp of mangy renegades.

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“We reached out to the congressman because he’s a friend. He has a situation on his hands, and we wanted to be of help, of counsel, whatever we could do for him.”


Unless they're doing this pro bono friendship has little to do with it. They presented him with a business proposition, PR work in exchange for money. They'd do the same for a complete stranger, and likely for someone they didn't care about or outright held in contempt.
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But enough about Donald Trump…

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GoingToTheMatWithJim.com?

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The conversations in the offices of the PR firm on how to deny the allegations have to be really desperate and creepy.

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“What’s all this I hear about about fondling testicles? Jim Jordan is a man of integrity. A # 1. And in all my years in Congress, I have never heard about him and any testicles.”

Louie Gohmert

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The website www.poundingsandwithjim.com is on the short list too.

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This is his big PR idea?

To remind us of what he himself did not do for others?

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“I don’t know happened 20 years ago at Ohio State, but the only person I know in this whole thing is Jim, and Jim to me has been an honest person — all the time,” Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) also said Tuesday.

McCarthy ADMITS he has no knowledge of the situation or any of the people involved. Everything else he says is rendered useless.

Fekkin’ eejit.

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it isn’t a full scale defense until they are quoting scripture to give his lack of action a biblical justification.

You know something like Matthew 7:3
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

Baby Jesus himself told Jim Jordan not to criticize the actions of others until his own behavior was flawless. Bless you, Jordan.

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When the news broke this weekend that a recent former Aspinwall resident Sean A. Duncan is a suspect in a terrorism-related investigation, his former neighbor said she couldn’t comprehend it.

“I couldn’t even sleep last night. I kept thinking: ‘He was nice. He said hello and was pleasant. Was he hating us secretly?’ ‘’ the woman, who asked that her name not be disclosed, recounted.

“They seemed nice. We had no idea, no inclination to think otherwise. It’s scary,” she said.

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I wonder whether Jim Jordan was into tea bagging with his wrestling team.

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I know all the pervs stood with Jim Jordan as they watched the OSU wrestlers shower…

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Maybe Brett Kavanaugh can write one of his " too busy running the government to be bothered answering allegations" notes for Jimmy - tRump seems to like them.

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