Discussion: Jonah Goldberg: Carson May Be 'More Authentically African-American' Than Obama

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I love how white republicans feel compelled to tell black folks which ones are blacker.

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Well, who is better to judge the matter - ¿Qui es mui negro? - than Jonah Goldberg?

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What the hell is the last part about? The media refuses to refer to him as a Dr.? That’s pretty much how I always see him introduced/referred to.

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WTF?

“And that probably explains why his race seems to be such a non-issue for the media.”

Seriously, what? For the last seven years you guys have screamed pretty regularly that race should not be an issue – not even a token issue. Also, assholes, please remember that Carson is running for president – Barack Obama has already been there, done that. You are not competing with Obama, so why keep invoking the man and his mother? Oh, that’s right – it’s because you sincerely can’t stand President Obama’s accomplishments and wish to tarnish him as much as possible to make you guys appear shinier. Sorry. Not working.

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An imagination is a terrible thing to waste…

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I always turn to Jonah Goldberg for insights into Black culture.

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Jonah Goldberg is authentically a talking geyser of bloody, liquified excrement.

I know that much.

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Which one can compare more things to slavery?

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Yes, Jonah. Just like Hitler was more of a Liberal than Teddy Kennedy.

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Well, gee, now that you lay it out like that, Jonah, I see why idiots think you’re a genius.

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give him time…

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I just want to test the theory that Black folk will only vote for Black candidates.

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Hey Jonah, I don’t think you’re Authentically Jewish because you’re obviously SO STUPID.

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maybe later…but nope, i’ll wait for the next pitch.

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How much you want to bet Jonah uses the word ‘octaroon’ when he’s talking about the new hire?

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Mr. Goldberg is an authentic idiot. And, to be responsive to The Hive’s guidance, I do believe that my comment improves the conversation in some way.

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Jonah and his mother are worst of the worst. They could lick a crumb off an ant’s back.

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That’s a code word for a Kenyan whose missing long form Birth Certificate will not be questioned. Trump(along with Hopey/Dopey (Snooki) Palin), however will be looking into it if Carson is persistently ahead in polls.

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This creative nugget brought to you from fevered brain of Doughy Pantload.

Old spin: that Dem is an angry blah reparations & redistribution gift-giving secret Muslim terrorist niCLANG under the spell of a crazed blah power preacher. New spin: Hey, if you liked THAT blah guy, we got us one too: a New Improved version - house-broken, too!

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