Because socialism.
Those idiots miss the strategic objective donât they?
The whole point is to seal the Texas borders and sell the state back to Mexico
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That gives us too much credit. Stupidity isnât enough, anymore. A special recipe of meanness and hatred has to be cooked up as well. Our new state motto could be, âWillful ignorance is strength.â
Whatâs weird is how these rumors keep recycling themselves. I remember during Bush Sr.'s term that UN blue helmets were going to take over the US using numbers painted on the back of road signs.
Didnât George The Lesser serve in the Texas Air National Guard during Vietnam? And claimed that he somehow served during Vietnam?
Well, I just hope all those Texan legislators stop voting to give trillions of dollars to these hostile forces. Because they are just so principled, yaâknow!
Isnât it better to tease? The new Texan hates nothing more than ridicule.
And we must rescue them by taking over Texas! Hallelujah, Allah!
Texans will only be free once they bow to our Islamohispanofeminazi blackity-black gay atheist agenda!
And the only way we can fulfill our millennia old dream of destroying America is by letting America take over Texas!
Wait, how are we supposed to destroy America by conquering its states in the name of America? My fellow gay atheist Islamofascist feminazi agenderers, I think there may be a flaw in our deviously cunning plan âŚ
Now why didnât I think of that. We can self conquer. You knowâŚtake ourselves in hand and show us whoâs in control. Who is the master of this domain⌠Although that could lead to blindnessâŚif you listen to sitcom Motherâs from the 50âs.
Exactly! Where are the voices of reason from within Texas. This is just shit-house-rat level craziness. If we canât muster the courage to pillory this insanity on the national stage (Democrats, Iâm looking at you), weâre skrude as a nationâŚgoing from one conspiracy to another, linked together by news flashes from Dancing With the Stars, Duck Dynasty, missing white girls starring Nancy Grace and invading immigrants with canteloupe thighs.
Where are the Joseph Welches in the US? I paraphraseâŚAt long last have we left no sense of decency?
LD
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Donât tease. To think that a box of cigars is all that it would take to rid ourselves of the most annoying ass pains in history is heartbreaking.
So youâre recommending we ignore the whole state?
John Stewart ridicules Texas dipshits. Alas, he repeats himself.
A redundancy is, Texas and dipshits.
Ignore? No, Little Ricky should take his own advice and secede. See ya!
And his name is Jon.