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Will he have to wash his hands after he uses the bathroom?
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Go ahead Arby’s, poke the grizzly bear.
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J.T. Addaway’s next story on Redneck News:
“Apparently, not even homosexuals will go into an Arby’s here in Blount County.”
“Did I die?” the host asked.
“Because it all seems very, ‘I died,’” he added. Stewart said the aftermath of his announcement had been “overwhelming.”
LOL! That’s exactly the impression I was getting from the obsessive coverage on MSNBC the last two days. It was all “Jon Stewart was…” and “Jon Stewart made…” – all simple past tense, and no “Jon Stewart has been…” and “Jon Stewart has made…” – present perfect tense that would suggest he might continue doing things into the future. I kept having to remind myself that he hadn’t died.