Good to see that this attack line as well as the efforts of Nunes, Sessions and others are being marginalized. This one is actually getting ridiculed.
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Val MFn’g Kilmer??!
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Constantine: “God is just a kid with an ant farm.”
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I’m an involuntary constituent of Sen. Johnson (whom Cheese Republic voters allegedly preferred over Sen. Russ Feingold, but remember we’re in full Voter Suppression mode here).
So my story (can’t vouch for all details) is Sen. Johnson made a 2016 campaign appearance in Milwaukee. Driving home, he was gratified at how well it went, describing that the crowd called him back for “an encore”.
You see, when he finished his speech, the crowd called out for more…
They shouted: “More Ron! More Ron! More Ron!”.
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Don’t worry, Senator Johnson…a “Not-Secret Society” exists, and intends to remove Trump and Republicans from office:
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Shhhhhh!!!
Never, ever mention 'the thing."
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This was just leaked, too:
Lisa Page: "How’s your conspiracy planning going? 
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Peter Strzok: "Great! It’s really picking up Speed. Stick around for more updates. 
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Lisa Page: "Good For You! Girls love successful guys. 
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Peter Strzok: "Thanks. Are you Comfy? Boys at our latest meeting had some bad news to tell you. 
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Lisa Page: "Is that Right? Guard your words carefully. Never know who’s listening in. 
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Peter Strzok: "I’ll keep it Dry. Idealy, only you’ll understand. 
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I am partial to Gli Carbonari myself, But for health and diet reasons, I rarely indulge.
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Fighting Bob La Follette is spinning in his grave.
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But it’s “out there” now though, right? So it would be irresponsible not to speculate. Or something. Help me out here, Cokie.
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OMG, it sounded like an audition for a permanent position as Alex Jones’ understudy.
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Or, as Alex Jones’ fanboys are sure to postulate, the FBI Secret Society shut him down for exposing them. Duh.
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There’s a camera in the microwave donny uses to heat up his Hot Pockets.
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Amen, brother, amen.
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Actually, it’s much worse than Johnson thinks: There is actually a huge super-secret but very well-funded group operating in almost plain sight whose members have each sworn an oath to uphold the Constitution and bring law-breakers to justice. This is not good news for Trump.
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The only joke is Ron Johnson, liar from Wisconsin. And he isn’t funny.
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When Rojo checked his notes he saw that he had been reading an Onion article. I swear it looked real, he muttered. I thought it was odd that they referred to Sarah as a compost heap with fake pearls but liberals can be nasty.
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May I offer a suggestion?
How do you like “Fuck Johnson and the donors who rode in on him.”
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The joke only became a secret society when Johnson appeared on Fox “News.”
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Thanks very much for that!
