Discussion: Johnson Fails To Name Single Foreign Leader: ‘I’m Having An Aleppo Moment’ (VIDEO)

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One of the dumbest 3rd party “candidates” in history. He doesn’t believe in bank regulations or global warming.

Thanks New Mexico!

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Any person who has ever commented on this site is waaaaay smarter than ol’ brain fart.

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Even when Chris Matthews gave him Canada as a hint! Johnson is one giant Aleppo Moment. He shares Trump’s arrogance if he thinks he is prepared to be president.

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Somewhere in Alaska, a former half-term Governor from Wasilla is screaming, “Vladimir Putin, you idiot!” at her TV

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Who cares? Knowing shit is overrated anyhow—that’s what Google is for, amirite?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

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Jeeez, Gary. I’ve been smoking dope longer than you have, and I can rattle off a handful of world leaders worthy of some respect, even with Tweety jabbering away at me. Give it up, man.

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For all the gnashing about running an unpopular Clinton against Trump, imagine how Libertarians must feel. They had a real chance to make headway against unpopular nominees and they went with this guy.

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I just woke up, and yet I know you’ve won the internet for the day. Absolutely love this comment! Thanks for the smile.

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This story is a bit misleading. Johnson thinks of Fox right away, but fails to come up with the name until he receives a LOT of help.
Yes, Johnson is an idiot, but he does know the names of other leaders. He mentions Merkel. I would like to know why he admire Fox? That is a non-obvious choice, to say the least.

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Even back in my teens, I realized there was a difference between lighting up regularly and lighting up just before operating heavy machinery.
I believe Elmore Leonard’s term for this kind of doofus was “psychosocially debilitated.”

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He says he’s not smoking marijuana during the campaign, or if he wins.

Politicians lie.

ALEPPO - All Libertarian Environments Produce Profiteering Only

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Presidential timber? More like presidential sawdust.

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Or, so it fits on a bumper sticker: “Up In Smoke!”

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Even so, Fox hasn’t been President of Mexico in a decade, so he’s not really a foreign leader.

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He admires Fox, because Fox has taken on Trump. In other words, Johnson saw his name recently. He remembered him, so he admires him.

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Or Fox is part of his long-term memory, since the Fox Presidency overlapped with Johnson’s time as Governor of New Mexico (2000-2003). But has nothing new registered in the last 13 years?

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Actually, putting this together with curmudgeon’s comment, I wonder if Johnson thought Fox was a current leader, because his name has been in the news.

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But Google is only showing the result it wants you to see, amiwrong?

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… Give it up and go back to nothingness.

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