Discussion: John Ritzheimer Pleads Guilty In Oregon Refuge Standoff Case

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How the clueless / toothless have fallen…

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“Daddy took a plea…”

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I was kinda thinking these guys should get more than a few years?

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Ritzheimer faced additional charges, including carrying a firearm at a federal facility, but those charges will be dropped, according to the Oregonian.

For now. Ratzi will be a convicted felon and unable to own or possess a gun going forward. What are the odds that Ratzi follows that little rule?

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None dare call it terrorism!

Mostly because it was such a laughable shitshow fail parade, but still . . .

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Was this a felony he pled guilty to so he loses his right to have guns?

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I wish it were longer. But he will likely re-offend.

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Gosh…I wonder what new little tricks these jerks will pick up while they are in prison?

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According to the Oregonian, Ritzheimer’s role in the standoff was to work as a bodyguard to brothers Ammon and Ryan Bundy in the standoff as well as pick up the mail.

They left out his most important title, “Chief Cook and Dildo Washer.”

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I’m sure 30 months is the right amount of time for him to emerge from prison a reformed citizen with a healthy respect for the nation’s laws.

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Glad this guy will be locked away for a while…

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What odds that there will people enow to rat out Ratzi if he trys?

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wasn’t little johnnie rritzshit one of the stupid bundy fucks stalking and threatening a female employee of the refuge?
And ritzi was a candy ass marine in every respect, one of the non-hackers.

From the amount of time, it has to be.

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In other words, a gofer.

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How long before the first jailhouse lawsuit is filed by Ratzi. Will claim that no French Vanilla Creamer is a violation of his civil rights.

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Shouldn’t there be a tearful video of him saying he was “pleading guilty for his kids.”

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All it will take is for one of his neighbors to need the money to buy a new set of rims for the house…

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Let’s all relive his finest moment:

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