If scandals are raisins, then Trump is a familiar breakfast cereal whose name eludes me at the moment, totally NOT because there is a corporate attorney scowling at me. 
Unfortunately, he is āPreaching to the Choirā.
People who watch his show are not voting for Trump (unfortunately, many wonāt vote at ALL because, well, it is not the thing that āhipstersā and āhipster wanna-besā do.)
If scandals are raisins, then Trumpās campaign is a bowl of raisin-filled skittles, some of which are edible, while others might kill your family.
This sort of thing just might reach more young voters who might be out of touch with our aging liberal blogosphere.
I love torturing my family by singing the Kars for Kids song.
There. Iāve said it.
ETA: John Oliver is a national treasure. The way he organizes and communicates information while entertaining is masterful.
I just want to say for the record that I like my oatmeal cookies with raisins in them. I prefer them to chocolate chips. But the rest of Oliverās comparisons between the two candidates, minus the raisin analogy, is spot on. Trump redefines what āscandalousā means in every sense of the word.
It staggers the imagination how many really big scandals have surfaced during this campaign. Things that would have caused any other candidate to drop out. Or to be forced out.
I honesty canāt figure out what is going on in the US anymore.
Trump U, Putin, fake charities, Putin, Trumpās plane, Putinā¦
Everyoneās got their āraisin in the cookieā. Mine is carob chips because those look like chocolate chips but theyāre not. Itās a damned LIE.
You are a bad person and you should feel bad.
Yes, I am.
But I suffer too, you know. I canāt get that song out of my head. 
Swiss File TransferĀ®. Impressive.
My family calls skin tags raisins, so Iām thinking that HO is the skin tag on the butt of humanity.
And because no one has yet. There is no āraisinā to deny my superior raisining ; )
Agreed. It is nuts that have no business being in cookies!
Think about what you just wrote. Heās certainly not trying to convert Trump voters. Perhaps a few of those hipsters will respond to the message of his sermon, and decide they donāt want a raisin monsoon after all.
Nuts go in my salads, hummus (pine nuts), trail mix and charoset. Beyond that, they can be found baked into every Republican fruitcake.