That’s “well-paid fucking idiots,” to you, Mr. Oliver.
It’s those California based companies trying to tell Oregonians how to write software. I worked for two native Oregon software companies and one California based company while I was living in Oregon.
In over 40 years of writing software, the only company to ever lay me off was the California based one. They thought I was wasting my time to actually build quality into my software. They wanted me to do it their way. Unfortunately, I never learned how to write crap software.