Discussion: John McAfee Files Paperwork With FEC For Presidential Run

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I guess it’s OK to have ONE eccentric millionaire running every cycle.

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Already polling ahead of Cruz, Paul, Christie, and closing in on Walker.

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Better yet, why don’t you check yourself into rehab. Goddess knows you look like you need it.

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Are you sure McAfee didn’t think it was a subscription form for Prospectors’ Monthly? You put a floppy hat on his head and a mule under him and he looks like a '49er.

“My advisors are pressing me to run.”

Advisors? I just call them the voices in my head.

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The real question is who will play him in the direct to video movie?

Pacino

or Bonaduce

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Representing the Anti-Virus Recluse Alleged Murderer Party?

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Oh good. Now they can add a lunatic and an alleged murderer running for President as a Republican. I think I did make a mistake not buying stock in popcorn.

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Politician vying for the CenterRing in the menage a trois.

A few months into his presidency, DC notices there aren’t as many barking dogs as there used to be…

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McAfee could play Tony Stark in the 11th Avengers movie.

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Granted, he’s adopted the full Frank Zappa look, so perhaps he’ll actually run for President!

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Third Party…

Thoughts?

Didn’t that guy kill someone? I thought he left the country to escape some kind of prosecution or something. He’s a fucking nutcase. I’d look him up in Wikipedia but my brain still hurts from all the other nonsensical bullshit in the news today.

OK, I was close. I looked him up. He was and probably still is, a suspect in an unsolved murder. And yes, he’s fucking bonkers. Then there’s this gem from Wikipedia:

On August 2, 2015, he was arrested in Henderson County, Tennessee, on charges of driving under the influence and possession of a firearm while intoxicated.

So Yeah. By today’s Republican standards, he’d make a great President. At least he’d fit right in with the rest of the crazytown GOP clowncar. Let’s wait and see if that’s the party banner he plans on running under.

Hey, if Deez Nuts can run for President, why not McAfee?

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One more lunatic trying to take over the asylum.

I may be wrong, but isn’t John McAfee still wanted for murder in Belize? (Not that murder charges would dissuade Republicans from voting for him, of course).

My thoughts. He looks like a homeless drunk.
But he’ll say because he became a $$millionaire, he knows how to “manage” the country.

So, in honor of McAfee, do we keep our computers off for a whole day on Da Vinci’s birthday? A show of support, y’know.