Let me guess, Boner’s gonna be lobbying on eliminating tobacco laws?
John Boehner:
“My role with Squire Patton Boggs will give me the opportunity to engage with leaders in business and government throughout the world and …”
“… and hobnob at all the finest restaurants and hotels, and drink wine on the yachts of the rich and powerful while imbibng the beautiful sunsets of Chesapeake Bay, Long Island, the Caribbean, and the Mediterranean and …”
Seriously, if Boehner’s found a job that lets him smoke, travel, and party, makes him happy, and keeps him away from anything having to do with US policy, then more power to him. As long as he’s out of Congress, IDGAF what he does anymore.
OMG…stunner…someone get me a hanky…pork joins sausage machine…gasp!
Didn’t Johnny Boehner hand out checks from the cigarette companies in the well of the House?
Job Interview: Mahon to Boehner: “Hey Buddy got a match?”
Boehner: “Sure thing, keep them I have more!”
Mahon: “When can you start?”