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Still better than Trump. Or Carson. Or Cruz, or Rubio…
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Hey, he speaks Mexican too!
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I’m almost - ALMOST - starting to feel sorry for this dumbass.
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Yes, of the ones left, only Kasich is better than this clown.
What is interesting is that when he was “commander” of the National Guard, he did a lot of communications on his own private server. If he meets Hillary in the general, that issue goes away. They are the only two politicians on record that used the their own private servers for gov biz.
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“Jeb!?: I Was Commander-In-Chief Of Florida.”
A real commander-In-chief would’ve lied Florida into war and invaded Georgia.
Amateur.
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and Kasich is currently head of the Ohio National Guard
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The obvious response is for Jeb to broadly compare his resume to Reagan’s, and Rubio’s to Obama’s. And for good measure, make fun of Rubio’s response when Bush criticized his voting record in the senate: self-righteously insisting he wouldn’t attack another Republican. What happened?
Jeb, I know you have money in the bank. I’m available for hire if you want a strategist.
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Oh right Jebya. Your brother Dubya, was governor of the second biggest state, and Commander-In-Chief Of Texas.
But that didn’t stop him from stumbling into the biggest foreign policy disaster since Vietnam.
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I here by claim my block in the name of myself and appoint myself commander-in-chief. Next we take over the next block. They where loud last weekend.
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Yeah, but does Kasich love guns and America so much that he confuses the two sometimes?
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I have finally figured out why Saturday Night Live has gotten progressively worse over the years: it’s because JEB!? isn’t writing for it. This motherfucker is hilarious!
And it is so nice to know that then-Governor Bush defended the residents of Florida against the foreign conquering Mongol hordes from Trinidad and Tobago.
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OMG, everyone knows you can’t see Putin from Tallahassee!
If you go “Sarah Palin” in an attempt to bolster your foreign policy cred you might as well dig a hole, crawl in, and cover yourself in dirt.
Katie Couric: You've cited Alaska's proximity to Russia as part of your foreign policy experience. What did you mean by that?
Sarah Palin: That Alaska has a very narrow maritime border between a foreign country, Russia, and, on our other side, the land-boundry that we have with Canada. It's funny that a comment like that was kinda made to … I don't know, you know … reporters.
Couric: Mocked?
Palin: Yeah, mocked, I guess that's the word, yeah.
Couric: Well, explain to me why that enhances your foreign-policy credentials.
Palin: Well, it certainly does, because our, our next-door neighbors are foreign countries, there in the state that I am the executive of. And there…
Couric: Have you ever been involved in any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?
Palin: We have trade missions back and forth, we do. It's very important when you consider even national-security issues with Russia. As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right next to, they are right next to our state.
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Jeb sounds like an idiot, though he’s right that Ruboto’s experience is crap too.
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Isn’t that very similar to what Sarah Palin said?
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Does this mean that Ted Cruz is commander of the First Order?
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“We are all Georgians now!”, once stated by That Old Man Who Yells At Clouds (H/T: Mr. Olbermann), Johnny “Cha-Cha” McCain.
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no
both are very similar…
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nice JEB … but that’s about like -
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Oh, OK I remember when JEB and quiet General Schiavo led the War Against Reason…
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Yeah, chimpy kept us safe from the threat of sharks in the gulf of mexico.
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