Here’s Miller’s plan to overtake Big Door and get that sweet, sweet nomination…otherwise known as the ‘License to Have Your Brains Beaten Out Next Year.’
Zombie campaign needs BRAAAAAAINZ…
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Negative info flow?
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You want to know how bad the polls are going to be?
PPP’s polling out of Iowa today…has Bush trailing Jindal.
I really don’t think there is much more to say.
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This stuff is supposed to come together for a man like Jeb! I mean, everything always has. It’s like he was blessed. He was meant to have been born into a powerful family and become president. Can’t these morons he’s been propping up and training for years see that? Why don’t they just accept that they are supposed to be his vassals for God’s sake?
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Jindal’s still running?
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You are a weak candidate when you don’t have the courage to put last name on your fuckin’ campaign posters. WTF is a Jeb!? This guy is the definition of: weakness. I’ve had turds with more courage than this guy.
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I once worked at a small gas station in my twenties and the bathroom toilet was always having trouble due to the “negative inflow.” Owner finally shit-canned the toilet.
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Arguably, although we’re still awaiting confirmation.
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Jeb is so tough that after he eats nails for breakfast, he hammers all his whiskers in and bites them off so he never has to shave.
Yeah, right. What an absolute loser
That sounds like one of those horrible side effects to the drugs you see advertised on TV. “In certain cases negative info flow has resulted. You should inform your doctor immediately. If not treated promptly may result in fatal events.”
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That is approaching 'This is Great News!! For John McCain!" territory. The replies were quite funny.
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I want to thank Jeb. With his floundering campaign, he’s uniting America. I read Laura Ingraham and Michelle Malkin and agreed with both for the first time pretty much ever: Bush-Bush’s new campaign slogan, “Jeb’ll Fix It,” is a sad joke. So thank you, Jeb, for uniting America in mocking you.
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Isn’t that the new slogan? Jeb! can fix it! I think they have too many exclamation points. One should be a question mark.
But he can fix an election!
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I think that’s what his candidacy is about for him, too!
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evidently faster than Jeb!
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Jeb wanted to talk about his Fantasy Football team. In my league the last-pace finishers play-off for the Toilet Bowl, rather than the other one. The winner is awarded:
Jebya!- The Lesser Shrub ®- is done. Out. Shrubbed.
The Bush family has always aimed for Least as a family motto, and they seldom miss their target.