Drug Czar: His daughter Noelle
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…and damn proud of it too!
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Jeb must be confusing his brother, who threw the Middle East into chaos by toppling Saddam, with his father, who knew that leaving Saddam in power was the only way to counter the power of Iran.
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Oh, yeah. I’d surely put that in my fucking resume.
The “Deliverance” banjo-player strain is strong in this one, Luke.
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Damn, I went with Rush Limbaugh; no reason it couldn’t be a twosome.
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As Peter Griffin once said, “A close encounter of the turd kind?”
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Mentioning thRush and a twosome in the same sentence? I need brain bleach
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What do these financial guys, that aren’t complete idiots (even if they are thieves), think when they speak to politicians that are?
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“Easy buy”
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Well, now ain’t that comforting to know? Just one more reason not to support Jeb.
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Quite frankly, I see nothing wrong with this whatsoever. Why, Elvis Presley is living in my toaster, and he gives me foreign policy advice all the time, like when he told me to watch out because Obama was going to invade the Republic of Texas.
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The Stupid is strong in my family. My father had it. My brother had it. And now…I find that I have it also.
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This is good, but I’m waiting for his endorsement of the Hoover Economic Plan.
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Not surprising. Why wouldn’t he take advise from a former POTUS? Everyone knows that his Middle East policy was supremely successful. The investment opportunities and war profiteering were a once in a generation kind of thing! Now that the war is over, they want another Bush to carry on the tradition. War in Iran anyone? A proxy war with Russia? Maybe we could bomb some random -istan country–there are plenty of those! Then the bucks will start a rolling, rolling, rolling in!
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You needed another reason?
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“Who’s the more foolish; the fool or the fool who follows him?” - Obi-Wan Kenobi
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Asked who he turns to for relationship advice, the Governor answered, "Ike Turner."
I wish I could “like” this more than once.
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Stealing this.
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And he get advice on haircuts from Phil Spector?
this is too absurd to even believe. Are you sure this isn’t from The Onion?
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“Likely presidential candidate and former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush ® told a
group of New York financiers on Tuesday that when it comes to Middle
East policy, he turns to his older brother and former President George
W. Bush, according to the Washington Post.”
Jeebus! What a less then reassuring thought.
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