Discussion for article #242662
At this point, Iām pretty sure heās just punking his handlers. He canāt possibly be this incompetent of a campaignerā¦
Jeb: Exactly how far do I have to go to tank this thing? It just wonāt dieā¦
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For the how-to see: Herod, King.
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Gee, JEB!?, I think your Nazi-worshipping Grandpa, Prescott Bush, might be a little perturbed at your answer to that hypothetical question.
Actually, I think JEB!?, after the last debate, would rather kill baby Marco Rubio in his crib.
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No word on the baby seals yet?
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Macho, macho man!
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Iād break the little tykeās fingers really really bad. Bad fingers, no painting and he canāt join the army in WWI. Without those two key aspects of his life, he probably would become just an ordinary civil servant, like his dad. Then, Iād go back to the present and see what happens. Then, if there was still a WWII and Hitler, Iād go back and off him. Then Iād come back to the present and see what happens. Then if that works, maybe go back in time and put a big oleā scar on Ronald Reaganās face, keep him from becoming a movie star. Lesse, who else can we change in timeā¦
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Jeb Bush: āHell Yeah, I Wouldā Kill Baby Hitler
Where you could have just kidnapped Baby Hitler,
and whisked him away to an overseas orphanage?
OK.
Next: Jeb Bush Bites Heads Off Kittens Live on Fox & Friends!
jw1
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Ohhh boy donāt that sound tough. Like eating nails.
It works like this: If you are a normal person it is not easy to kill. When confronted with a need toā¦like in combat you may hesitate or not pull the trigger at all. Itās just a tough thing to do. When I first had a man in my sights I did not shoot. When I did shoot my first man I was in an hysterical state due to death all around me. But later that day I kept seeing that young VC fallā¦and try to get back up and fall againā¦eventually to die. When I looked at him I did not feel victorious. I felt sad.
I guess heād be about 65 years old now. I took 40 years from him and changed nothing.
Itās not easy if you are normal. And a babyā¦no way.
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Gosh. I wish they had asked these people if they would have killed Baby W.
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Typical Republican. He would kill the child rather than permit an abortion.
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āGotta do it.ā Funny, that was just what teenage Hitler answered to a magazine poll asking if, given the chance, he would kill all the worldās Jews.
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I think weāve all heard this hypothetical question before. Answers are meaningless because itās a scenario that canāt happen. I would expect any intelligent and responsible candidate for public office to be able to provide a response that puts this kind of nonsensical query in perspective. Then move on to the real issues.
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But would he get in his time machine, go back and kill baby Prescott Bush in his cradle, thereby saving hundreds of thousands of lives?
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So much for pro-life anti-abortion rhetoric coming from the Jeb and other Christian fundamentalist about all Gawds creations being gifts from Gawd. I thought Teri Schiavo was all about preserving life at all cost. Jeb is equally as stupid as Dubya!
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Bush: āHell yeah, I would!
Bush whispers to aid: āthat was the answer that the pollsters said to giveā¦ right?ā
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On the heels of the 30th anniversary of āBack to the Futureā
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I donāt know if I could kill Baby Hitler. Given the chance I might have given Baby Jon Voight a limp.
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Fetus Hilter has rights to live and nurture but moment he is born, Jeb will kill him. Mother however cant abort him.
Father Hitler: Lets just change our last name to Bush.
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Poor Jeb, heās just trying to prove he has cojones by this absurd proposition. Patheticā¦again.
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