Discussion: Jeb Bush Endorses Ted Cruz

If you aren’t seeing anyone speaking out against Cruz and Trump, you either are not paying any attention or are acting deliberately obtuse.

One has to wonder what Cruz could promise JEB that the Donald couldn’t.

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I always wondered who the 5th doctor in ‘4 out of 5 doctors’ was.

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Please clap.

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And then lil’ Jebby ‘OneChildLeftBehind’ Bush said, “Take that Donald Trump. Nanner’ nanner’ nu nu…stick your head in doo doo!” ~sticks out tongue!~

(Oh gawwd’ ! I know they’ll get the bugs out of the new set up eventually, but I feel like I’ve gone through the looking glass. Too early to be a beta tester.)

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How sad and desperate and typically Jeb!

“Failed Obama policies”, Lol, which ones might those be, asshole? The 70+ months of job growth or the half-price gas!

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Yes, that “principled” quivering tower of shit-flavored Jell-O JEB!? “I’m The Smart One” Bush endorses a “principled conservative” who has about the same qualifications to be President as Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer, but possesses none of the sparkling assets of their personalities.

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Pathetic to the end.

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Wherein this is bad for both endorser and the endorsed.

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This endorsement is the kiss of death for the Ted Cruz campaign. He is now part of the establishment borg aka the Kochtopus.

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What, you expect TPM to put something in production before it’s thoroughly tested? That’s so old school. You let your users be your beta testers!

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Does this mean Ted can add an exclamation point to his name in all instances of it?

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This endorsement should move literally tens of votes to Senator Cruz. Will Jeb! bring his energy and high-wattage charisma to the campaign trail for his new-found messiah? Developing . . . . .

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“Ted is a consistent, principled conservative who has demonstrated the ability to appeal to voters and win primary contests,”

I seem to recall ole jebby saying this about himself not so long ago.
obviously he is angling for the contested convention. He wants to be president so bad so he can show mama how much better he is than scrubby. Brothers can’t help it.

Just saying “I am endorsing anyone but Trump” would have done the job, Jeb, instead of using a endorsement letter sample.

And…?

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I registered with Gravatar, which seemed sufficient to preserve my avatar…

“and articulate how conservative policies will help people rise up and reach their full potential,”

How about you articulate that?!! Oh wait because none of you can…gtfoh. How do they get away with not offering specifics?

Explain to me how tax breaks for the rich will help me?
Explain how gay marriage will prevent me from prospering in life?
Explain how a financial industry with less oversight won’t result in another financial collapse?
Explain how building planes that the military doesn’t want or need increase our security?
Explain how denying contraception to women because it offends your fairy godfather in the sky benefits those women?

How do they get away with this shit?!!

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Principles? Say anything to win. Consistency? Consistently lies.Well, OK. Ya work with what you got. But once I saw psychotic Frank Gaffney on Cruz’s team, I finally ranked Cruz as more dangerous on the bubonic plague/ Anthrax scale of the R candidates than Trump. Just additional confirmation ( as if we needed it ) that Jeb is LOSERVILLE.

I don’t get notice of responses or likes above either. I give it another two weeks to figure that one out.