Discussion: Jeanine Pirro’s Return To Fox News Postponed To Due ‘Family Emergency’

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Did her family finally figure out they have a monster in their midst? That would be an emergency.

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She wants to spend more time with her delusions…

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“We always pray for her.”

So do I. But, I suspect that our objectives differ.

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I heard it was delayed because she’s still molting. “Ecdysis takes time,” a Fox spokesman noted.

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If you google Jeanine + Pirro + sick you get all kinds of stuff.
She was arrested for driving 119mph, she had an affair with a Texas detective, something about a pig…

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Yeah, she’s known Trump for quite a while…

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Or her family staged and intervention.

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I hope they’ve been Raptured.

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I can’t imagine Fox is overly concerned about her Islamophobia. I suspect, though, it would be quite embarrassing to put her back on air with no sponsors. Maybe not even the pillow guy. Well, she did make her bed…

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Is “has a family emergency” the on-air-personality’s equivalent of the politician’s “chosing to spend more time with family”?

Or is it just code for “she is shit-faced drunk”?

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Postponed Due To ‘Family Emergency’

Yeah, she was born 67 years ago. That’s a national emergency right there.

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“Judge ‘Judicial Jugs’ Pirro has decided to take a leave of absence from her FoxNews show because she wishes to spend more time with her Fentanyl.” - FoxNews spokesperson, AKA Satan.

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surgery to repair anal/cranial inversion syndrome is complex. i have a hunch that when she comes back she will still have her head up her ass

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It does make you wonder if any of these Fox hosts show up to work half in the bag or on drugs i.e. The full Limbaugh.

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Her family finally figured out they had an emergency on their hands…no word if restraints were used to address it…

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Has she taken a position on the most egregious example of anti Americanism. Those disloyal papists in their funny clothes.

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Pirro can no longer perform except in a straight jacket which sort of takes away from the fun of the viewers? Or maybe not. Maybe Murdock should rethink this decision? Having a woman tied up and raving mad is just the sort of programing The Conservative Movement has been pushing for the past 50 years. The white male supremacists and ChristoFascists would eat it up.

The Faux News Family is indeed in crisis. They suffer from nervous breakdowns on air regularly. Mental illness enhances the Republican experience?

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A lot of “family emergencies” at Fox lately. Funny.

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Blocked bile duct?

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