Discussion: Jailed Virginia Lawmaker Votes Against Banning Porn In Jails

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Sounds like he doesn’t want to miss out on his porn.

Today’s “Not the Onion” headline.

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“If we ban porn all I have to read is a dog-eared copy of Wuthering Heights’! That is just pure, unadulterated communism!”

Oh…and BENGHAZI!

I bet jail porn involves laughing, beds more than 18 inches wide, and Quarter Pounders with Cheese.

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[Morrisey] goes to jail at night but continues to serve in the General Assembly during the day.

I fully support this arrangement for many of the members of our federal government.

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Sounds like he has a conflict of interest. Perhaps he should recuse himself from voting on the proposed legislation. How is this guy still in the legislature? That’s what I want to know.

Hey, maybe they can come up with a bill proposing lawbreakers not serve in their legislature while being incarcerated, or perhaps while serving for statutory rape. Now there’s an idea.

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Well, it could be principled, or it could be, as you seem to suggest, practical, or it could be both. And WTF not?

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Well, he got re-elected by constituents who knew he was in trouble. That’s usually a Repubican gig.

Misplaced modifier question: was she a former underaged employee or an underaged former employee?

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Well, I suppose it’s back to simple inmate-on-inmate sex in Virginia.

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For this convicted sex pervert, that’s understandable, he has to do something with his hands, he can’t just sit on them all day.

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He’s got a new constituency to worry about, now that he’s someone’s bitch.

Joe has deep abiding concern for his penal system…