Discussion: Jailed ‘Pizzagate’ Gunman: 'The Intel On This Wasn’t 100 Percent'

He is white and not even mentally challenged. No worries. He is a patriot.

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He’s one pepperoni shy of a slice.

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Is there a percent of intel that can be less than 0%?

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Well in this case, I think he’s using a very loose definition of “intel”.

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And his intel isn’t 100 percent. More like 5 percent.

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He told the newspaper that Alex Jones, who used his conspiracy site InfoWars to promote the “Pizzagate” conspiracy and whose page he follows on Facebook, was “a bit eccentric.”

“He touches on some issues that are viable but goes off the deep end on some things,” Welch explained.

I think that’s what people who teach decision-making classes in prison call a “breakthrough.”

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drive down from Salisbury, North Carolina, to D.C.

Ali Mazrui once pointed out that north and south were constructs of African colonists who wanted to express some sort of superiority to Africa and that in space there is no Up or down.

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“He [Alex Jones] touches on some issues that are viable but goes off the deep end on some things,” Welch explained.

And the award for “ironic understatement of the year” goes to…

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Perhaps when you hear of a child sex ring being run out of a pizza shop basement it should give you pause when the pizza place doesn’t have a basement.

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OK guys, how much you want to bet that this guy walks, gets his guns back and a gig writing in a wingnut publication?

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“I regret how I handled the situation,” he told the Times.

Ya think.

Clearly he didn’t think. The sad thing is we all know people who view what they read or hear on conspiracy sites exactly the same way.

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So now when installing the internet for the first time there maybe a need for a class or two. Or maybe the local library, if it hasn’t been closed by the Koch bothers, could offer a How to Navigate the Internet Safely class?

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A good guy with a gun and bad “intel”.
What could go wrong?

I think this defines the majority of Trump voters both literally and figuratively. They definitely shook things up by electing Trump, but they are not going to rescue ( bring back) the jobs and the good ol’ days. In fact, the workerbees are gonna get screwed and there will be an even greater transfer of wealth to the investor class via privatization and selling of publicly owned assets.

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Some people have no business using the “I” word.

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Researched it himself once he had internet installed at his house? Who the heck does not have internet in 2016? How could he watch Alex Jones without the series of tubes?

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More like 0%.

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The only “intel” that was correct was that it was a pizza place.

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The city blueprints printed by the government won’t show the basement because they are a part of the CintonistaVinceFosterObamaKenya coverup

/wingnut rationale

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The really sad, but bizarre, thing about all this is that the “Pizzagate truthers” will double down, claiming that their “expose” caused the ringleaders to get rid of the kids, by shipping them off to the Sultan of Brunei, or a white slave cabal, and then filled in the basement.

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