Discussion: Jade Helm Suspect: Those were Just Backfires from My Old Isuzu!

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Joe Isuzu couldnā€™t have put it any better.

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Donā€™t meth with Mithithippi.

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I need more information. Somebody tell me what is really going on here.

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Beat me to it.

For the young 'uns, hereā€™s what TomJ is talking about: Joe Isuzu was a leading GOP strategist in the 1980s.

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Backfires? That guyā€™s an amateur.

A real pro blames a shooter on the grassy knoll.

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and in 3,2,1ā€¦ here come all the donations from the wingnuts for this goofballā€™s ā€œdefenseā€.

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Gotta admit, this is one helluva defense.
If they can find a wayward bullet and match it to guns he has access to. he may be in trouble.

Um. Shouldnā€™t a ā€œresponsibleā€ gun owner know thisā€¦???

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Isuzu!? Well at the very least heā€™s lost all his credibility with all of his America first buddies driving that Japanese make.

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Oh I had totally blocked him out of my memory until now. It all comes flooding back !!

Edited to add racist commercial.

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wtf with the isuzu??! Whatever happened to ā€œbuy 'merican!ā€??

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And these ā€œplastic tubesā€? Obviously knocked down versions of the infamous aluminum tubes favored for weapons of mass destruction.

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Cousin Vinny and Mona Lisa Vito would of course point out that this Isuzu was not capable of backfiring because, as the lovely Lisa would explain, this Isuzu has fuel injection and everybody knows that fuel injection makes it 99.99% impossible to cause a backfire because thereā€™s no carb.

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You should have left your comment. Misusing capitals in headlines is really critical to these articles.

FI cars may be less prone than carbs but they can also backfire, especially an older one thatā€™s been poorly maintained.
Let Jr. explain!

This is a totally great video. I learned a lot, and those armed thugs threatening the truck guy need this course in reasons for backfires! I laughed during the video, considering how law enforcement can be SO screwed up anymore. Thanks for posting this educational lesson on TPM.

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Goooo-ooooo-oooo-ly! I neverā€™ta been so eeeeeem-burrused in awl mah ennn-tahr lahff.

There were a lot more in that guy had too.

Giving the dude the benefit of the doubt (for now), compare this with the incident where a black coupleā€™s car backfired going past a police station. Cops chased them down, one jumped on the carā€™s hood and shot them 15-20 times through the windshield. Naturally, he was exonerated.

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Um. Shouldnā€™t a ā€œresponsibleā€ gun owner know thisā€¦???

Yes but itā€™s ok because a legal gun owner with a gun can always take out a felon with a gun.

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