Shorter Ivanka: I’m just in it for the money…
Ivanka Trump said … it’s “normal” for the two to “not have 100 percent aligned viewpoints on every issue.”
In case you still don’t get it, Ivanka: You are your daddy and your brand is therefore destroyed.
“I try to stay out of politics, which is why I’m working in the White House.”
I just collect the checks and model my wares.
“Grifting is a non-partisan endeavor,” she added.
She said there’s too much emphasis on what people are against, adding she’s “more interested in being for something than against something.”
me too, ivanka!! i am FOR impeaching your father. i am FOR indicting, trying, convicting, and imprisoning your husband. i’m also FOR imprisoning your father.
Oh, gag me with a fork, lady.
“I don’t profess to be a political-savant, I leave the politics to the other people and work on issues I deeply care about.”
Does she realize how this makes her sound to anyone with an IQ above general room temperature? Since she is “adviser to POTUS” that means that she’s (by definition) pushing for certain viewpoints. If those viewpoints aren’t materializing then she’s doing a pretty sh*tty job.
As I read this a few times, it seemed as though she were referring to Rump as some vague, mythical POTUS who doesn’t really exist. Rather than address the actual interaction with real life Rump, she described a hypothetical scenario with a mythical person.
As an adviser to the President, Ivanka Trump said she counsels her father on a “plethora of things”
Your father’s political instincts are “phenomenal,” you say?
Like shoving the president of Montenegro?
Like blabbing about stuff that’s supposed to be secret?
Like refusing to shake Merkel’s hand?
Like needing his narcissistic ego stroked regularly?
Like needing to lawyer up?
Like threatening members of his own party?
Honey, you know I could do this all day.
Well, this stupid ‘advisor’ made me laugh out loud. The “cares so deeply” horseshit is classic!
The unpaid intern who wrote Ivanka’s response deserves the raise she’s not going to get.
She stays out of politics, so I guess that means than what she’s doing in the white house is being a pure analytical policy wonk. That and selling purses.
A fantasy daddy… to me it’s an indication of a very unhealthy family relationship. And honestly, you’ve got to question Ivanka’s head as well.
It’s tinier than Daddy’s hands…
“I don’t profess to be a political-savant, I leave the politics to the other people and work on issues I deeply care about.”
“…such as the theft of intellectual property,” she went on to say.
The Trumps must really take the American public for a bunch of rubes. Wait!! Trump’s base actually does buy much of his BS.
“Ivanka Trump, Adviser To The President: I Try To ‘Stay Out Of Politics’”
Try harder, Ivanka–A lot harder.
“Let them suck champagne popsicles.”
- Ivanka Trump, 2017
“Qu’ils mangent de la brioche.”
- Marie Antoinette, ca. 1789
She’s working on her alibi for when Mueller comes knocking