Discussion: It's Come To This: Bulletproof Blankets

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Bending over?

Seriously. They started out saying these would SAVE BABIES FROM TORNADOES.

How STUPID does one have to be to think they can convince people that a BLANKET will protect a child from having a ton of bricks dropped on top of them by a tornado?

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Just think! The perfect accessory to go with your child’s “I can breathe everywhere” mini gas mask, and their Fischer Price “Duck and Cover” trauma kits! Those come complete with their very own compression bandage, and a little packet of clot powder, just for them!