Discussion: Issa Says He Would Have Advised Clinton's Campaign If She Had Asked

Why would she have asked? You’re an ultra-right-wing Congressman of the other party.

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Good Gawd, Darrell, why would she need your advice? She’s running a presidential campaign not an auto theft ring. But I’m sure she’ll keep you in mind as a valued advisor when and if she decides to open a chop shop or goes into the insurance fraud racket.

Issa, the former chair of the House Oversight Committee, said that he’s always tried to operate in a bipartisan manner.

Now there’s a true gagger!

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Look in the mirror and tell me if you’ve ever called out the wrongdoing prevalent in your entire life, especially your “public” service.

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Me thinks the man doth protest way too much. Bipartisan? – I have never ever used the words ‘bipartisan’ and ‘Darryl Issa’ in the same sentence. As a matter of fact, I don’t believe anyone has.

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What a cheap lying whore! He deserves to get the asswhipping he so richly deserves!

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when will he announce a trip to Hwy 61 and Hwy 49 to renew his contract?

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I believe HRC would have advised Issa to go fuck himself painfully and repeatedly.

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Advising Hillary would mean at least a non zero probability of being listened to.

But she wouldn’t ask because Issa has nothing to offer. He is just a partisan hack and former car thief.

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The only reason Lyin’ Issa is saying this is because he’s in the fight of his life with Doug Applegate who actually has a shot at unseating this carjacking creep.

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Used car salesman.

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Thanks but no thanks, darrell . . . . your advice is neither needed nor wanted.

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Please, please, please Californians. Flush thISSA steaming turd out of office…

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Exactly. In his old district, he would never have claimed to be a bipartisan – that would be like admitting you videotape yourself fucking pigs every weekend.

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Shorter Issa: I’m a true bipartisan. I investigated diplomatic deaths under Bush with the same intensity I investigated Benghazi./ s

Issa doesn’t pass the laugh test.

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And the laughs keep on coming!

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Mr Issa apparently needs an intensive course in English as a second language to hrelp him understand the difference between holding someone accountable and persecuting them.

A course in ethics to help him understand that it’s impossible to effectively hold someone else accountable if you’re unable and/or unwilling to hold yourself accountable is perhaps too much for him to handle.

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Darrell would have better luck asking Trump if he could clean the grease traps in the kitchens at Trump Hotels. The plus side is all the sludge would keep his hair greased for the rest of his life.

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And, if asked, Jack the Ripper would have advised women on healthcare options.

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And cutlery…

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