Discussion: Investigators' Emails To Jordan Sent To Bad Address, Meeting Now Being Set Up

Destiny keeps pulling at that one thread on Jim Jordanā€™s sweater. I relish the full unraveling.

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Amazing that they called the wrong phone number tooā€¦

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ā€œInvestigatorsā€™ Emails To Jordan Sent To Bad Addressā€

Investigatorsā€™ Emails To Jordan Sent To Bad Human Being.

FIFY

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Donā€™t worry Jimmy the Dumpster will make it go away ?

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Investigatorsā€™ Emails To Jordan Sent To Bad Address

Yea. that worksā€¦every time I send to a bad address I get feedback from a domain server within minutes. It seems unlikely that investigators would ignore that. Therefore, I believe, just another excuse that flat out fails. Jimmie boy, just admit that you knew and just could not give a shit and/or participated. You already got your millions, so why bother with the indefensible.

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Karma.

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Also sprach der ,dickless" Dicke:

President Donald Trump said on Thursday, ā€œI believe Jim 100 percent. Jim Jordan is one of the most outstanding people Iā€™ve met since Iā€™ve been in Washington and I believe him 100 percent,ā€ he said.

Other things Donnie Two-scoops believes 100%

  • Trade wars are easy to win
  • Tens of millions of people attended his inauguration
  • Vladimir Putin is a good guy
  • He is skinnier than William Howard Taft
  • Mexicans are drug dealers, rapists, murderers
  • Kirstjen Nielsen has a plan for reuniting those minor children with their parents
  • Kim Jong Un plans to de-nuclearize the DPNK military
  • To paraphrase Cher: And the list goes on

ETA: Regarding the DHS debacle, I heard an item on the news last night that DHS is planning to use DNA test results to match these kids back to their parents. :faceplant:

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E-mails? Did you say e-mails? Well that certainly proves it; heā€™s guilty!

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Trump has also hired a bunch of ā€˜outstandingā€™ people. Only to fire them within months. Obviously, his ability as a character judge is severely lacking.

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I just hope Jordanā€™s dog has a good lawyer, for when itā€™s inevitably blamed for eating the evidence clearing this conservatard pervert.

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Yes, investigators seeking an interview with a potential target often use the wrong email address. Happens all the time, I hear. In fact, just yesterday I got someone elseā€™s message wanting to know when they were available for a deposition. Whoops! We all make mistakes!

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ā€œJim Jordan is one of the most outstanding people Iā€™ve met since Iā€™ve been in Washington and I believe him 100 percent."

Oh, come on, Mr. President. Sure, Jordan has the right skin color, rugged looks and strong, one-syllable real American name. And heā€™s a former athlete. But, Sir, heā€™s short. Have you never noticed how short he is?

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Jim Jordan is one asshole that I truly hope is taken down and out of our government!

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That was the first thing I checked, Iā€™m assuming TPM did the same thing. No response from it and no response from an address missing a letter out of Jordan to make sure they hadnā€™t fixed it so thereā€™d be no bounce back from the one they sent it to.

It was so obvious that the DNA tests would have to be used at some point.

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I just hope that before itā€™s over Jordan has to under go a long public grilling as part of the investigation.

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Agreed, it was painfully obvious that it was going to happen.

I found the claims of DHS and HHS that reuniting these kids with their parents was going to be easy preposterous. I suspect the judge did too, which is why he gave them 14 days to handle the most difficult (and sadly, also the most critical) cases.

I guess the real surprise is that only took them a week to admit that they canā€™t do it.

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Recognizing that you appear to have shown restraint in culling your examples from the exceptionally long list of Trumpā€™s preccomplishments*, Iā€™m a bit surprised you overlooked the New Great Satain Canadaā€™s Cowherd Compact thatā€™s currently fueling burns in the beleaguered Heartland bovine community.

  • preccompishment: noun describing a pretextual premise-filled promise later preemptively presumed as fulfilled or ā€˜keptā€™ or.ā€œprekeptā€;
  • Discussion: conceptually, Make American Great Again is prestructured with an unascertainble sort of fluidity as to time (See: Trump and Unprincipled Certainty) which could be aspirational? or an ongoing project at any stage, even merely preceding a drawing board? or a thing not merely hoped for / aimed at OR that plus being attended to, but also those parts of the Great Flail Everywhere that at once look askew-backward AND ass-forward, though not actually into the shit-hole from which the frenzied survey in other dimensions is carried out;
  • Example: the recent majority opinion from SCOTUS on the administrationā€™s travel ban as predicated on a certain ineluctable quality of presidentistry obtained by eye-balling assumptions of distant Muslimity pre-run thru a presidental bsometer capable of incorporating multiple theoretical albeit implausible potential directions for the 2nd Law of Derpodynamics, achieving, AOT, the rendering of the current POTUS into a Make Guy.
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Too bad for any kids that were earlier in life adopted into the separated families.

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