Next thing you know they’ll hire Bernie Madoff to teach fiance. Heck, like McDonnell he can claim he’s actually been there!
Now that he has joined the Powerhouse University of the Blinding Light, will the government not at least cast aside this indictment of Satan and allow the Lord’s blinged up messenger to continue His holy work? The man sacrificed his career to serve as governor, has he not been hounded enough by the enemies of righteousness?
He understands all of Satan’s tricks: thievery, temptation, corruption. Gluttony even! Now he needs a couple of comely coed daughters of the Lord to finally show HIM some understanding!
You have to give it to the wingnuts. They have put in place
enough vile institutions to give shady republicans enough
welfare to last for years. Talk radio, Fox News, think tanks,
christian universities, lobbying firms, churches . . .Wingnut
welfare for all who fail in public big time.
This school is the elephant burial ground for the GOP.
Because … Jeezuzzzz worshed away all heez seens, now, y’hear?
No, actually, honing one’s ill informed and stupid skills at Liberty University is not free unless one earns a scholarship in stupid.