Discussion for article #234900
She CHOSE to be heterosexual? Really? How old was she? So, she gave it some thought and said, hmmm, I think I’ll choose to be straight because that is what the Bible says I should do. Riiiiiiight.
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Her stare…so…blank…like looking into the vastness of absence without limit…spinning uncontrollably into infinite derp…
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Going, going, gone…might as well get out the “going out of business” sign…you cant run a business by going on tv and telling people who you DONT serve.
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Is there a huge demand for pizza at gay weddings? Or weddings in general?
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Pizza for a wedding reception? Honey, unlike your family, we don’t live in trailer parks.
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Number one, remember the Teabaggers saying that the law would not result in homosexshuls being denied services because that kind of thing is rare anyway? The ‘hey, we only lynched ONE ni(CLANG!)’ defense? Law isn’t even in place yet and we already have our first bigot.
Number two, who orders pizza for a wedding reception?
“Domino’s Pizza. Wedding desk. Can you hold?”
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None that I’ve been too…pizza delivery at a wedding, sounds kinda shotgun wedding to me
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Where have we seen those vacant stares before?
http://www.allthingscrimeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/girls2.gif
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Haha…seriously…
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She’s one of the tolerant, non-discriminating, welcoming Hoosiers Pence references when saying how ridiculous it is for anyone to suspect his little law will result in harm to anyone.
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I see some big fake order trolling in this pizza place’s future.
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Pre-Marital Sex is Wrong. I hope you never deliver a pizza to anyone that has participated in that sin.
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LOL…is that Charlie’s Angels?
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Get ready for a national backlash, idiots. If you go on the news and double-down on your bigotry please don’t be surprised when the entire nation takes to bashing you verbally.
I know Walkerton IN and I am not surprised there are major bigot there.
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Well, the trope would suggest that their delivery driver would be party to that.
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I couldn’t help thinking, and sorry if I sound like an East Coast pizza snob, but damn, a rural Indiana Bible-thumping pizzeria run by people named O’Connor? No no no no no. The odds their pizza would be edible are vanishingly small.
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In the words of Inspector T. Brakenreid of the Toronto Constabulary (1900), he first chose to be straight the moment he laid eyes on a woman…
All flippancy aside, there has been doubt cast on the idea that homosexuality was anything other than inborn since the late 1800’s. According to one book I read, Sigmund Freud even refused to perform corrective therapy on someone who was gay believing that it was impossible to change someone’s sexual nature by the time they were showing signs of having a sexual nature.
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I see a coffee table, a two year old and an unattended .45 Special in this family’s future.
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“Hey, let’s have shitty pizza made by Anglo Hoosiers at our wedding!,” said no gay men ever.
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