Discussion: In Twist, Trump Now Bemoaning Military Spending As 'Crazy'

DUHā€¦ sending troops to the border IS/WAS crazy and didnā€™t help #iDJiT

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Cue the psyche meds.

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ā€œIā€™m Schizophrenicā€
ā€œNo Iā€™m notā€
ā€œYes I amā€

as the voices in his head have an extended discussion

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Please keep pushing this Donny. Might be one of the few things that could get your co-conspirators in congress to start thinking that maybe itā€™s time to show you the door.

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I probably shouldnā€™t have made that comment as many people are on psyche meds for their entire lives and itā€™s not funny. But, what else can you say about his erratic behavior?

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Who knew unified control of government could be so complicated?

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In Twist, Trump Now Bemoaning Military Spending As ā€˜Crazyā€™

This is absolutely true, you can cut the military budget 70 or 80% without any repercussions to US security.

That said. Whatā€™s the matter with this clown, did Mattis disrespected him or something?

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Oceania has always been at war with their Department of Defense.

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Iā€™d ask every legislator on Capitol Hill whether s/heā€™d seek out treatment options for him if he were a close relative.

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So, the word came from Boss Vlad, that the price of not releasing the ā€œcompromatā€ hat he has on Donny ā€œlittle handsā€ is to cut the military expending?

What about the Space Force?

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I am 67, and I have had a beard of some kind since I was 17 years old. Recently went on a camping trip and my wife posted some photographs - my mother-in-law asked my wife when I had grown the beard. Trump is rapidly approaching this level. If he did not have people around to re-orient him 24 hours a day the level of crazy we would be hearing would be 10 times worse. He does not remember what he said 3 days ago.

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Zero intellectā€”thereā€™s no structure to his mind at allā€”and never had more than average intelligence on his best day thirty years ago. We went from Barack Obama to this. (hangs head)

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The latest cockpit footage has just been released.

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Iā€™m doing a lot of work on the new house Miss Kitty just bought for me, (Yeah, Iā€™m a kept man). Anyway, I got so fed up with laying down hammers, box knives, tape measures, etc that I went to the tool store and bought about 6 of each to scatter around the house. Thatā€™s on top of the 6 of each I already owned.

Went to hang a picture yesterday. Still couldnā€™t find a damn hammer.

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I resemble that remark.

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Cell phones were invented so that I can call my wife when I get to the grocery store and ask her why the fuck I am there.

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Trump only knows as much as whatever the last Dictator told him and President Xi knows this (along with the rest of the world). Iā€™m sure Xi just happened to mention how much better off the U.S. economy would be if the U.S. didnā€™t spend so much money on its military.

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Itā€™s not a change of tune! Itā€™s simply the fa- Oh, look! Bright, shiny object! And thereā€™s a bear fighting a shark down on Main Street!

And Iā€™m not sure unilateral disarmament is what America wants, Donnieā€¦

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