“Yeah, come to the table. We’re having Korean-barbecued Rand Paul Ribs.”
He hopes they’ll come to the table. And he has a wonderful table for them, really the best table ever. The biggest and best table ever.
It’s just hilarious how this asshole will try his tough guy, shit talking approach to everything until he’s basically forced to retreat to traditional, established methods of approaching foreign policy. He’s the guy at your job who comes in with all these grand plans to improve tried and true practices, who thinks he’s smarter than everyone else right up until he finally realizes none of of his ideas will work.
And yet, just one month ago the Unstable One said:
“I told Rex Tillerson, our wonderful Secretary of State, that he is wasting his time trying to negotiate with Little Rocket Man…”
Alzheimer is really setting in and Trump’s daycare staff needs to look into getting his meds dosage increased. Plus, his diaper needs more frequent changing now too. Mueller’s indictments are affecting his ability to use that new potty chair Manafort gave him.
Laura Ingraham and Sean Hannity are going to be so disappointed Trump isn’t starting a nuclear war.
I think it’s hilarious that you can draw a direct line in the tone to his rhetoric and his proximity to the aggressor. It’s big talk from this country clubs and the twitter throne, but 125 miles away from the artillery, it’s the bone spurs all over again.
I’m sure Kim Jong-Un will come to the table, because coming to the table with someone who has threatened to rain fire and destruction the likes of which the world has never seen on your country is such an appealing thought.
BTW, country is used here in the medieval sense of a kleptocratic criminal enterprise.
Since Trump doesn’t need a staff, there will only be two place settings at the table. The table will be a gorgeous table and a beautiful table. The placemats will feature Trump’s electoral college map. Trump Steaks and fortune cookies will be on the menu.
“Kim, if I may call you Kim, that’s a girl’s name you know, just kidding! Look, you’re making me look bad. You know we can incinerate you like this steak. Just knock it off, and as a sweetener I’ll let you let me build a Trump Pyongyang Embassy Suites and hire all of your family to work in the food court.”
The Art of the Schlemiel, on parade! The best negotiator ever!
At least Pres. Full Diaper didn’t berate them for not building enuf cars in Amerika.
You need two people to play good cop/bad cop. When it’s just one guy, it’s called schizophrenia or multiple personality disorder.
Sounds like apology-tour talk.
Trump has only a few buttons on his mental control panel. There’s the “bully, bluster, hurt people” button, there’s the “gross self indulgence” button, and there’s the “I am a great dealmaker” button.
Today, apparently, he’s going for the dealmaker button. But they’re all very close together, so sometimes stubby fingers might hit a different one by accident.
I’d like to see the so-called president at a high-stakes negotiating table with another world leader. Just the two of them. And see what kind of deal results. Or a group of world leaders at the table, trying not to laugh at him.
This moron would be easy pickings at a high stakes winner take all game of Poker.
His “tells” are just so, VERY LOUD . lol
I’ve come to see him more as the guy with no thought in his head except how to get everyone’s attention and appear important.
“When you see the lion’s teeth bared, don’t think the lion is smiling!” ~ Al-Mutanabbi