Gee, I didn’t know Kushner owned slum properties in the Middle East.
“I’m sure everyone that’s tried this has been unique in some ways,”
Kushner said. “So, what do we offer that’s unique? I don’t know.”
Nobody in the know universe does.
But hey, we tried expertise, and everything else, so why not give complete ignorance a go.
You see. Firing Scaramucci emboldened the leakers.
Helluva job stopping those leaks, General Kelly.
OTOH, maybe there are no leaks because there’s nothing to leak about that particular project. Jared’s probably spending all his time talking to lawyers, and not on the middle east, reinventing government, the opiod crisis and all his other odd jobs.
Kushner looks like a guy who sells speakers out of the back of a van.
Look, Junior, I know you’re just trying to suck up to Daddy-in-Law so he doesn’t throw you under the bus when #TreasonBarbie is tired of you, but the reason you “didn’t have any leaks” is because
YOU DIDN’T FRIGGIN’ ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING!
Jared’s brilliant idea was to tell Palestine to cave to Bibi once and for all. If Jared wants to take on Palestine for violating the NDA, moar power to Him 
I laugh at my New Agey friends who talk about the what the universe’s thoughts and suggestions are in various things like their diet and so forth. But honest to God when people are leaking your bragging speeches about how nobody’s leaking on you, that’s maybe an actual instance of the universe clearing its throat and suggesting, gently, that you fucking get real.
We didn’t see this level of leaks in the Obama Administration. Why? Well, first of all, he was loyal, respected, and a man of great integrity. Also, it helped that he wasn’t just out and out corrupt. So nothing to whistleblow about.
Via time travel, no less. That’s some powerful emboldening there!
Duuuuude, - there’s nothing to leak about. It’s not like you’ve accomplished anything worth discussing.
Kushner told interns that the lack of getting anything accomplished has “been a big advantage.”
FIFY
Bragging to interns, huh? How Trump-like…
I bet General Kelly is the chief leaker, that’s why he demanded that the Mooch be fired.
Nah, Jared’s the “prepaid legal services” sales guy. Lifting speakers would ruin his manicure lol
Can’t be leaks if you never did any real work to begin with.
I’m could have sworn he knocked on my door once and asked me if I had heard the good news.
I said no, but I promised to let him know when I did.
Jared sat on the swing as Ivanka glared at the interns…
Negotiating new settlements and Hotels with the Trump Logo is not going to solve the Middle East’s problems Jared.