Does he have the secret virus that will infect the Hillary mothership or something? Has he been modeling his campaign after Bill Pullman?
"Today is our Independence Day. Today the American working class is going to strike back finally.”
The working class is striking back, HO. Unfortunately for you, they all have Hispanic surnames.
“I promise,” said Trump. And if there were ever anything you could take to the bank, it’s a Trump promise. Everyone he has ever dealt with will testify that Trump is a man of his word.
“If we don’t win, this will be the single greatest waste of time, energy and money in my life,” he said. Tell us more, Donald. Bigger than your Atlantic City casinos? Trump Airlines? I’m not sure I can take your word on this one.
One thing I’ve learned this election is that as hard as it’s been to be a millionaire in this country, now I know that the whole system is rigged against billionaires. I’m sure glad l never had such worries.
“Today Is Our Independence Day”
…and I get to play the part of the orange orangutan alien from Planet X
“If we don’t win, this will be the single greatest waste of time, energy and money in my life,” he told the crowd gathered in Michigan.
One would hope.
Which bank? Oh yeah, Deutche Bank is the only bank that will do business with this rancid queefweasel.
I wonder if he can use bankruptcy to get out of this mess?
Or maybe a lawsuit?
It just HAS to be the fault of someone else!
And DB is on the verge of insolvency.
It’s very interesting. In America, if you are Black, and don’t succeed, it’s because you didn’t work hard enough. But if you are White, and don’t succeed, it’s because The System is rigged against you.
Which is quite amazing, since Whites created The System.
If it will get the whiny loudmouth off my TV that is reason enough for me to vote for Clinton at this point.
Trump, Nov. 8, 2016: “we are just hours away from the change you’ve been waiting for”
Obama, Feb. 5, 2008: “We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.”
The Donald refused to be outdone by Melania in the art of plagiarizing the Obamas.
And with that I’m off to be a voting judge. I’ll check back after the polls close.
Since I’m pretty sure he didn’t read that line in the script, he must have seen the movie. Too funny for words. 
I will be relieved when he loses, but true happiness will only be achieved when all the nations of the world agree to launch this chinga naranja into the void of deep space.
Sell raffle tickets for the honor of pushing the launch button. We could alleviate poverty in the less-developed world.
“‘Today Is Our Independence Day’”
Yep getting rid of the K,K,K surrogates will truley be liberating today,no more insulting our intelligence.
Katrina,Kayleigh and the head witch Kellyanne.
I hope this thing is over by 8 pm.
I hear that Pluto is nice this time in our century.
Could be: