Discussion: "If You Don't Hold It, You Don't Own It"

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Of course. When the War on White Christianity enters the next phase, the government, even now controlled by the dark forces of Muslims, Communists, and Negras, will be freezing the assets of each and every Bible-belivin’ homersectional-abominatin’ flag-wavin’ USA-chantin’ gun-totin’ white American who knows how to respect the police but stands ready to water the tree of liberty when the circumstances demand it. That will in turn collapse the stock market, and amidst all the chaos the imams will be rushing in to implement sharia law.

So, all you righteous True Americans out there, start makin’ babies and stashin’ away the gold! It’s gonna be a barter system once the race war starts, so if you don’t have a lot of daughters to rent out and a lot of gold to swap for goods, you’re gonna be hungry and naked.

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Note the “testimonials” of support that follow the ad. They don’t even try to pretend their customer base is something other than vanilla-Y (that’s a Y chromosome) with white Christian sauce on a bed of white rice. White hair too.

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“If you don’t hold it you don’t own it.” Does my goose count as “holding it?”

I know I can store the golden eggs in the vault, but can I put the goose in there as well? Are there air holes in the vault so the goose can breath?

I need to know!

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I still have yet to hear what good gold will be after The Big Collapse, when the only true commodities will be water, food, and bullets.

Mob: “We’re coming to get you, evil white oppressor Maker-guy!”

Whitey: “Wait…I have gold! I’ll buy you off!”

Mob: “How about we kill you and take the gold (and your wife, daughter, guns, ammo, food and water) instead?”

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Frequent in-joke I share with a friend who minored in economics every time we run across goldbuggery on TV or a conversation. In a low and fruity voice:

“Gooooold. GOOOOOLLLLLD!! It has intrinsic value, you know!”

Then we laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.

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Yeah Yeah Yeah. Start an LLC with you as trustee, Start a self-directed IRA to that LLC, Transfer your life savings to that IRA, then write checks off that IRA to buy gold bars. Then place gold bars in a safe at your house, behind the guns, claymore anti-personnel mines, german shepherds, and Reagan fertility statues.

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Every photo of a person is a stock photo. Note the faux “Facebook”-style commenting system. As seen as paid for advertising on those news outlets. Nowhere, except maybe Fox, do those outlets actually report on this (favorably, no doubt) or do independent analysis.

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Paranoia, the con artist best friend.

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My very first job was at a hardware/lumber store put in Orange county Ca. ( and No we do not call it the OC) The owner was very very conservative !!! Back during the Carter administration, gold shot from $325 per oz up to $850 where he bought a ton of it. His politics told him the liberals were going to ruin the economy and now his business sense told him it was happening now and that’s why the price of gold was soaring. The ‘free market’ was telling everyone that the economy was going to shatter. So he bought gold at $850 and it went to just above $1,100 before crashing back down to $325. Ooooops! So much for the ‘intrinsic value’ of gold.

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If I were a little more cynical, I would believe this is a clever way to get us to click on an ad without us thinking we were clicking on an ad.

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If youre buying anything because youre expecting the worst I would think guns, bullets, survival knife and a fire starter might be a better investment…but hey, gold will always be pretty to look at. I keeps my gold in me fillings!

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I had high hopes for this “Inbox” section when it first made an appearance – I was thinking these would be personal emails from conservative readers… not these spammy/marketing emails that everyone gets.

I am disappoint.

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“If You Don’t Hold It, You Don’t Own It”

That mentality certainly explains why the Teatrolls are always running around crazy with their dicks in their hands.

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Hey, aren’t those the gold coins used by John Wick, Russian mobsters and other high class movie criminals?

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You can’t eat gold in an emergency.

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I bet the guys smiling in those testimonial pics are holding a bowl of salad in the full shot.

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And I thought I was a little paranoid by having a safety deposit box.

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The “real reviews from real customers” is pretty hilarious. They’re so homogeneously old white guys, two of the “real customers” are arguably the same guy. Okay, so maybe they’re twin brothers…

But seriously, the conservative movement is totally not a scam. Totally.

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