So the solution to the red algae bloom is to summon up a hurricane to blow it all twenty miles inland. And Liberals thought Global Warming was a bad thing!
(Yes, that was snarkâŚ)
So, are these hurricanes Godâs wrath at the people who oppose âthe gays?â
Donald Trump has done the most amazing job in history responding to Hurricane Michael.
Thoughts and prayers, especially to the Republicans. This time, please be aware in advance that shooting at the hurricane will not make it go away.
No, the reboot of âWill & Graceâ serves that purpose.
Or perhaps to punish them for not being more forceful in their opposition. Faux Xtian hucksterism can work both sides of the street with equal credibility.
SCOTUS will soon enough start rolling back all the rights the LGBT movement has earned in the last generation. Once conservatives hold a 6-3 majority the Army Corps of Engineers will be tasked with building millions and millions of closets.
My cynicism often gets the better of me but I would not be surprised if the reactionary textualists and originalists on the Court begin attacking Social Security, Medicare and all other social programs on the grounds that the Constitution does not authorize the government to provide retirement benefits, health insurance, or any other services that promote the general welfare of the unwashed masses.
Theyâre going to do their damndest to take us back to the 1920s if they can. No work safety or environmental rules. Plutocrats reign supreme. Gays are a scourge. WTF are those black people doing voting?! Woman, make me a sammich!! Debtors prisons. Child laborers. Hell, they make bring back lynchings if they see an opening.
Who says Republicans arenât responding to climate change?
The worst thing about this hurricane is the turn it will take while itâs still a soggy storm. It looks to curve back over North and South Carolina. They could get a bunch of rain they donât need right now.
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I must repeat myself here: Florida does not have a panhandle.
Oklahoma has a panhandle, because OK is a pan:
Florida does not have a panhandle, because FL is not a pan:
Florida is an uncircmcised penis, and it has a deflated ball sack.
Regardless, may the hurricane and flood damage be restricted to electronic equipment holding GOP campaign data and to belief that climate change doesnât affect anything but the thermometer reading.
Theyâre going to do their damndest to take us back to the 1920s
So, looking forward, we can see Louisiana, 1927 all over again.
ETA: Truth to tell, I missed it the first time, soâs Iâm guessingâ the changesâll give me a chance to play catch up.
So say the so-called âexperts.â But how can you be sure if you donât run the ex-spearmint yourself?
