Dogs can point. And bite. And they can vomit and shit.
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So can Kushner!
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Or is the Kush pulling a Cheney? Head the search committee then ultimately offer yourself for the job. Would certainly explain the strange odor of the Ayers fiasco.
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WTF, itās time for another repressed memory!
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Yeah, starring āIndividual 1,ā āIndividual 2,ā on down the line in a cast of thousands.
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Youāre giving Javanka way too much credit for brains.
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Wow. What a surprise. The only candidate, apparently, since it is not based on his overwhelming (lack of) success so far in the WH, i.e. Middle East Peace, stopping the opioid epidemic, diplomacy with Mexico, Saudi Arabia, China, reforming veteran care and the criminal justice system, and make the entire U.S. government ārun like a great American company.ā
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Is Gingrich still being considered? Iām thinking of the lulz. Heās much funnier than Jared.
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Over-reaching ambition aināt necessarily about brains 
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Kushnerās not blood and he comes from a criminal family himself. Trump would be a moron to trust him. But then, come to think of it ā¦
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They hang together or they all hang separately.
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No dog would take that job.
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Jarjar has only had guest-shots. Now he gets a whole mini-series. He might give Newt a run for it.
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Sources close to Trump told TPM that if Jared turns down the chief of staff position he plans to ask Barron Trump to take a semester off of 8th Grade and do the job.
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Here is where we are heading;
Chief of Staff - Jared Kushner
Secretary of the Treasury - Don Jr. Trump
Secretary of State - Ivanka Trump
Secretary of Commerce - Eric Trump
Secretary of Interior - Melania Trump
Secretary of the Army - Barron Trump
Secretary of Health & Human Services - Tiffany Trump
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It is finally dawning on the world that nobody but family wants to be close to Phony Soprano.
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Sources in the West Wing told TPM reporters that Jared Kushner is only under consideration for chief of staff if he first divorces Ivanka and then lets Donald Trump marry her. When asked for comment, Melania Trump let out an exclamation of delight and said in Slovenian: āFree at last! Free at last! God almighty, free at last.ā
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Well,there is the advantage that he really couldnāt turn it down. No doubt heād be appallingly bad at it but so has everyone else so far.
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At long last, a Chief of Staff who is appropriate for this President!
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Just going with the odds. Jared is incompetent and weird, but Newtās been a total clown for decades. Just doesnāt seem like a contest to me. Plus which Newt obviously thinks heād be the second coming of Richelieu.
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