Discussion: Huckabee: I'll Drop Out If I'm Not In Iowa Top 3

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Promises, promises. Why not just drop out now…oh wait, he wants to get every email address he can for his next four years of grifting.

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Who will stand with Kim Davis?

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Gosh, Mike. You finished first in Iowa in 2008, but the nomination went to McCain (a distant fourth).

Right. He must have some confidence that he can shake down a few more Christians between now and then.

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Hey, Fat Ass! To paraphrase Yakov Smirnoff, one of the worst comedians in the history of the universe and the only one you deserve: “In Soviet Iowa, Top 3 drop YOU!!!”

Wow, threats from the Huckster. We know we know Gov, you’ve been thrown out of better bars.
(blah blah blah blah blah blah).

Might as well quit now and spare us all a couple more months of your self-righteous bullshit. Your loss has already arrived. Save your grifting for Jeebus, writing revisionist American history, and hawking DVDs out the back of a broken down Chevy truck for some poor pathetic rubes. It seems to be what you do best.

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Someone narrow enough to fit on stage alongside her?

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Does it ever occur to these evangelical bible-beaters that the god they claim to serve doesn’t seem to want them as POTUS? If Mike Hucksterbee is so aligned with the all-powerful creator of the universe, how come Hucky ain’t already running Numero Uno???

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The campaign contributions must be tapering off. Time to start transitioning back to Fox news appearances to keep his ugly mug on the TV. These decisions about optimizing the grift can be tricky.

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I predict a ‘pity’ bump in donations…

Grifter’s gotta grift every red cent out the griftees.

PACs are a GoFundMeMeMe for politicians.

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might wanna set your bar a little higher… make it if you don’t finish in the top 10… 10 is higher than 3 amright?

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“Gee daddy, why does God hate black people so much?”

“Well son, they’re under the curse of Canaan, so it doesn’t matter how much we whip and lynch them. It’s all part of God’s plan to burn them and other non-Americans in hell. Glory!”

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I, too, believe that this was his intention.

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Right up there with:

I’m moving to Costa Rica if Obama is elected

I’ll set myself on fire if gay marriage is lawful

I’ll be dead on in prison if…

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Watch where you’re walking, people, there could be a Huckabee dropping on the sidewalk near you. You might mistake it for a small piano but it would the Arkansas husckster.

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Beat the post-Christmas rush and do it today. It won’t make a difference if you stay in. Get that disappointment behind you now and start a fresh new year of grift.

Act Now!

(at least, that’s what the comic book ads used to say)

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He can drop out now. There’s no way he’s going to be in the top 3 anywhere.