Discussion: How Ted Cruz

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Josh frequently writes about the bitch slap theory of politics.
Donald Trump has bitch slapped the entire Republican party.
They are used to be the arrogant pricks and have no idea how to handle it.

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Well, if somehow Trump really does go all the way and becomes the party nominee, the best Cruz could hope for might be Veep under Donald Trump. Now, that would be an interesting ticket.

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In some warped way, the Republicans have morphed from being a reality based, legitimate political party to this Ayn Randian fantasy, with the different candidates trying to outdo each other as to who can be the next John Galt; that is, who can be the biggest, least apologetic superman whose views are above those of the petty masses.

In that context, Trump, well–trumps-- Cruz all to hell. Trump is Jon Galt—that is a large part of his appeal.

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I think you meant Out-CRAZED Cruz…

There may be some reasons Ted Cruz does not resonate:

1.) He has a Canadian birth certificate (mentioned in the Article),
2.) Despite his protestations, he has not been able to shut down the federal government,
3.) He has a wimpy voice
4.) His wife works for ‘Wall Street’
5.) No matter how had he tries to deny it, he’s still a part of government
6.) His father embraced Fidel Castro
7.) The nativists he courts may not like the fact that Cruz has a Latino last name, is the son of a Fidel Castro supporter, he wasn’t born here, he’s part of government, his wife works for a ‘Wall Street’ firm, and he has a wimpy voice that cannot be overcome by cooking bacon with bullets (something the gun crowd must have found absurd).

Other than calling Mitch McConnell a liar from the well of the Senate (and distancing himself from the ‘establishment’ he needs to win the presidency) and reading Green Eggs ‘n’ Ham in a failed attempt to shut down the federal government - Ted Cruz has accomplished nothing.

But he could be a good fit as running mate for Donald Trump.

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The Canuck was always on a Cruz to Nowhere

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Ted who?

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The Rump makes me curious how early they start focus grouping to determine what the hot new Christmas toy will be. The one for which otherwise half-sensible people will stampede at 05:00 the day after Thanksgiving. The first election is 6 months away.

Dear TPM,

Enough with all the Trump non-stories. Thanks.

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Trump: “Cruz kisses my ass, so he’s one immigrant I can stand.”
~snicker!~

Yet…When Cruz entered the race for POTUS, Trump was the first person to question the legality of his status to be president. Most legal scholars agree that because Raphael Cruz’s mother was a natural born U.S. citizen and his father was a U.S. resident, The Carnival Cruz qualifies as a natural born citizen and is eligible to run for president. Still, The Donald, though not asking for Cruz to produce a birth certificate, had this to say:

Now, however, Cruz can’t get his nose far enough Trump’s backside (Must be the smell of money.) . So … Trump / Cruz 2016
lmao

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I am going to take a long break from TPM while the editors get over their obsession with Donald Trump.

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An interesting ticket? Maybe but a landslide for the Democrats.

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Oh, most definitely. But it’d be one helluva show. In the end, newspapers and internet news sites would all scream in unison: “You’re Fired!”

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The gist is, Cruz is worse than Trump at everything, is afraid of Trump because he actually fights back and yet needs Trump because the Trump crazies are the Cruz crazies, is that about it?

And, Cruz isn’t going all in because he really wants to retain his cushy government job after he tepidly flames out and goes away. Trump supporters are not Republicans, they are Democrat haters and half-crazed in general, that doesn’t mean that they will gravitate to Cruz whom likes wimpy by comparison.

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They appeal to similar crowds … so why would Trump pick him?

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Cruz is not eligible for the Presidency unless he is the biological child of the woman purported to be his mother. And we won’t know whether that is so unless and until he releases the results of the DNA testing. Unless he’s her biological child, he’s just a Dreamer.

So. Does he get Rand’s voters when Rand folds?

My Dad who watches Fox and is 92 says Trump is crazy.I am thinking Dad is finally realizing his GOP are a bunch of arses.

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I’m beginning to think that Presidential Candidate Donald Trump may actually be the next “logical” step after Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin (since the GOP has erased out of their memory the Ryan/not-Ryan ticket).

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