Iâm willing to make a deal about this with those two - if Ivanka will swear that that man is never allowed to be by himself anytime during his presidency, Iâll let them have each other and joy of it, too. But there has to be a responsible adult with the president at all times. All times.
Alternate headline: âHow Melania Trump Could Radically Remake the Role of First Lady (By Not Doing Anything)â
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I can see why certain groups were just fine with Trump.
So is Ivanka going to be the real prez?
remake the role of first daughter ?! Didnât the Donald say he would date his daughter - that would remake the role for sure â
But I hope that doesnât mean she canât sit on his lap and take dictation. You know, when everyone else is at the daily national security briefing.
OOOOH DADDY!
It is way past time to rethink this whole âTrumpâs Razorâ thing.
Somehow, this looks like the product of something much deeper than stupidity.
I donât care what they do - itâs obvious their relationship is let us say interesting. But if I could get some assurance from someone very close to that man - and there is no one closer than Ivanka - that someone will stand between him and our arsenal at all times, whatever it takes, I could start breathing normally again.
Those two are gonna do what those two do.
Theyâre going to do what they can or cannot get away with.
Unless Ivanka is mind-melding with Chelsea ClintonâŚ
Blech.
Man, whatever the hell it takes to keep him busy and away from trying to run the government.
Ivanka is keeping daddyâs bed warm while Melania stays with Baron in NYC so he can finish out the school year.
Hey Ivanka and Jared could follow in Mary Fallinâs daughterâs footsteps and get an RV and park it behind the White House.enter link description here
I thought she was slated to run the WH gift shop and handle the Lincoln bedroom reservations.
O that works. Except theyâd have to get ones made for children - his stubby little hands would slip right out of those.
See? All of these anti-nepotism rules and regulations are stifling growth of the Trump brand! Trump will simply do away with them.
That wonât be a problem, since the Republicans in Congress are too busy gutting the American Dream to bother paying attention to what the President is doing.
âIvanka Trump would receive an office in the space traditionally reserved for the first lady.â
She and her staff will occupy a suite of offices over in the Electra Complex.