Discussion: Houston, We Have A Problem: Trump Seems To Think The Moon Is Part Of Mars?

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omg what a f***ing imbecile. Is he really that dumb? Or is he really that sloppy with words? Both? Take your pick.

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"The President has long had a fascination with outer space, "

Of course. He’ll hide there to avoid indictment after leaving the WH.

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But Obama though that there were 57 states!!!

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Well, in fairness, Donnie does consider Russia to be part of the United States. Or is it the other way?

Just another moonshot from the Space Farce.

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I would gladly pay for the spacecraft to take him and his spawns there.

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It could be worse. He could be talking about blowing up the moon.

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There is no permanently dark side of the moon. This argument would be more impressive if it didn’t itself display ignorance.

Also a moon base has long been proposed as a step to reach Mars. Trump has so many things to mock we don’t need to waste time here.

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What a cosmic asshole…

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Maybe he was just hungry and thinking about Mars bars and Moon pies? Oh hell, I don’t know…I didn’t major in stupid. Just wake me up when he calls Venus “nasty”.

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“Mars (of which the Moon is a part apart)”

Fixed.

#PresidentSpaceBalls

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Spaceforce, The Pest Control Years!

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Perhaps he has heard that Mars has “a moon” and has conflated one of Mars’ moons with our moon. The depth of his ignorance is difficult to find the bottom of.

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What President Dingus meant is that a manned Mars mission will likely require a waypoint on the Moon. So he’s not wrong, it’s just that his epic challenges with the English language prevent him from being understood.

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Yes and yes.

Do they teach that at Wharton?

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True, and yet here we are. Personally, “I’m ashamed to be here but not enough to leave.”

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Yeah, I thought perhaps he was referencing one of Mar’s moons, but he specifically states we already went there 50 years ago, implying he means our moon…unless he thinks we went to a Martian moon back then.

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I hear Sagittarius A* is nice this time of year. And there’s room not only for donnie and his spawn, but all of the MAGA heads as well. And best of all: it’s a literally perfect echo chamber where they can all rant at each other until the heat death of the universe and the rest of us won’t hear a thing.

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I hear that it sucks, man.

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Defense and science.

And Science

And. Science.

Uh huh.

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