Conaway: a liar, a stumblebum or a lying stumblebum?
The whitewash is so blatant there arenât even plausible lies to cobble together into a cover story.
"Among the conclusions listed on a one-page summary of Republicansâ draft: âWe have found no evidence of collusion, coordination, or conspiracy between the Trump campaign and the RussiansââŚâ
âSigned, Epsteinâs Mother.â
âWe found no evidence of collusionâ because we didnât look for any evidence of collusion..
I do wonder if he uses these same relaxed processes in his judgements in his roles as father, husband, businessman, and human animal.
You seem a little confused about what you were investigating, Mike. But, of course, itâs not surprising that you didnât find âevidence of collusionâ, if you werenât looking for it. Or were you? Itâs so confusingâŚThe minority report seemed to have no trouble in laying out a lengthy, and detailed, plan for an investigation.
Oh, ffs:
Maybe his pastor is relieved. Think of the children.
Dear Rep. Conaway, re: âevidence of collusion,â may I direct your attention to the following:
http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2017/07/politics/donald-trump-jr-full-emails/
âWe found no evidence of collusion. In fact, we went to great lengths to find no evidence of collusion. If we opened a door that seemed to lead to collusion, we quickly slammed it and then bricked it up. Besides, there was no collusion. The President has told us so. Many, many times.â
The biggest cover-up since Steve Bannon pan-caked his gin blossoms.
Sounds legit.
Yes.
I guess it depends on what your definition of âisâ is.
Or something like that?
So I should be in church and Sunday school but Iâm here with you instead.
Surely a regular churchgoer would never allow an untruth to pass his lips. I think weâre all turned around on this one.
What heâs trying to say is:
Look, just because I was forced to sign my name on this piece of shit report doesnât mean I agree with any of it. Please donât hold me accountable for anything I say.
If I were in Chuckieâs shoes, at that point, Iâd have asked Conaway, "Well, youâre a churchman, eh. Tell me what you know about the torah, pentateuch and septuagint and their relationship to the King James Version of the bible.
(The chasm of death gapes below)
Maybe this guy should just stay off the TeeVee? He is not helping the Ruble Republicans one bit and and may upset the real mob boss (Putin).
And there is a difference between a public servant and a traitorâŚ
I think the main thing Conaway knows about the bible is that making constant references to his highly public piety is politically advantageous in whatever shithole town in Texas he comes from.