Discussion: House Judiciary Chair Lays Out Blistering Line Of Questioning For Whitaker Hearing

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I want to see that bastard Whitaker squeal like a pig, since he is one.

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Do they read the message boards on TPM? Because I was recommending that just the other day in regards to the buzzfeed…

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Question 1. Is it better to go in-ground or above ground when installing a hot tub?

Question 2. Does your masculine toilet come with the lid permanently up, or is it an optional feature?

Okay, on to your legal career which will be approached with all the respect and somberness it is due.

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Whitaker and the felonious Tom Delay were both weirdly involved with hot tubs.

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I think on february 8th whitaker’s physical location will become a matter of executive privilege. No way in hell he shows up.

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But if he does show up, invest in popcorn.

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Forget Russia. It’s Orville Redenbacher that we should be investigating…

That old maxim of who stands to profit from the crime and all.

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Or maybe he’ll try the “I never really was officially the AG so I know nothing” defense.

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Oh Sweet Jeebus I’m going to enjoy this.

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It would be interesting if he took the 5th and refused to answer any questions on the advice of legal counsel.

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former hot tub salesman and current acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker

Bravo!

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Treat him like a bunch of smart mean kids with a substitute teacher and see if you can get him to start crying and run out of the room. He won’t seem so studly to Trump then. And say, what’s up with Trump admiring all the studly men? Makes ya wonder.

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A faceoff with Nadler?

Whitaker’s bringing an amygdala to a pre-frontal-cortex fight.

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former hot tub salesman and current acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker

This is some serious shade, my dude.

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Oh yeah. I noticed that with approbation. Dip your pen in acid and then proceed boldly.

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Agreed. He’ll never show. By the time that date rolls around Barr will have been confirmed and Whitaker will be the former “acting AG.”

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former hot tub salesman and current acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker

I would’ve went with “former company enforcer specializing in strong-armed collections from any and all inventors of Thunder Mugs for the Super Schlonged®” myself. If nothing else, it’s visually more intriguing.

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You go to war with the brain you have, not the brain you might want or wish to have at a later time.

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Having a new AG confirmed doesn’t alter the requirement for a former “AG” to testify about past events.

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