A little inside joke laughing without explanation would do the trick. You know that personality type will go insane over that.
Subpoena that sumbitch Perry just for being in the photo.
What, you donāt think there are going to be enough gaffes from the criminals* without Perry? Even though that hair should be a crime.
*alleged(snicker)
Every gaffe needs its fluffer*
*allegedly
Even better - inside jokes in another language.
The Queenās English should confusing enough for him.
Things are tough all over for Perry. Iām sure he took the job figuring to star in a lucrative remake of Teapot Dome. But until the Giant Quake all the shale producers are pumping all they can without depressing the prices too bad, so Perry set up all those Cayman accounts for nothing.
Edit: When McFarlane hits Singapore thatāll be the new Cayman.
The MSM is really drooling now.
Chuck Todd said that he actually knew someone who was asked to help with communications at the White House. Absolutely would have been able to competently handle the job. He said the person thought about it for 10 minutes and decided he didnāt want his career to end.
Trumpās in deep doo-doo.
Not sad.
O yes please! Heās got to be in on this - heāll take money from anyone, anywhere.
Iāve seen that picture of Perry a couple of times here lately.
That swamp in DC is now certainly filled with greedy bottom feeders.
Oh, those poor Trump voters.
You are a mean one there Squirrel.
Well, the Scouting Combine gives them excellent data to work with.
I get the impression Donald is used to working in another language.
Finally, The occupant and his tiny orange staff will be exonerated for everything, and earn a yuge apology from the world outside. Get ready to release the covfefe.
When Trump starts issuing a suitcase full of pardons will the Republican leaders still do nothing? Or will they be in line?
Why donāt we wait until someone is actually charged with something before we start anticipating ultimate outcomes.
Meanwhile, donnie must have gotten a new order from Putie.
But those nefarious Obama Holdover DeadEnders stocked them with Jersey Mosquitoes*. The Fiends!
*Mosquitoes as big as your fistābigger if youāre you-know-who.
Maybe they can have a special kickoff-welcome back party hosted by Jared and Ivanka ā¦ with a special guest appearance and speech by Flynn.