Discussion: House GOP Will Spend $500 Per Hour To Sue Obama

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This is where, if I were a tech-savvy internet kid, I would compile a video of various GOPers declaring over the course of Obama’s time in office, that “We’re broke,” and post it here. That we can’t afford this and can’t afford that. The video would go on for a really long time, and no one would sit through the whole thing, but they’d see that it was over 30 minutes long and be impressed.
Then they’d wonder what I do all day that I have time to sit around and find and edits clips just to score some points on a message board. I’d wonder that too, and possibly allow it to depress me.

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When do the war crimes trials for Cheney, Rumsfeld, Condoleeza Rice and that guy…what’s his name, oh yeah, Dubya begin?

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What gov’t program is being cut so that the repubs can afford a lawyer at $500/hr? I’d, as Joe Taxpayer, like to know.

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You’ll hafta convince them that the Hague is a wonderful place to visit this time of year

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Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, think of all the cigarettes and bourbon that could buy.

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Just another nail in the GOP fiscal coffin.

80-year study: Democrats better at economics

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Generally Boehner prefers a heady pinot prior to the tanning table.

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You’d think they could be patriotic enough to at least cut their rates in half.

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Ahem! This should come out of Rethuglican Party funds, not out of the taxpayers’ hide.

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These are the same noxious fucks who demand tort “reform” be imposed upon Americans harmed by the malfeasance of their moneyed benefactors.

Fuck this shit. I want a second civil war against these motherfuckers. The real kind. I’ll make Sherman look like a kindergarten teacher by comparison.

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To think, without costing a dime and using just a little of your time, we could remove these pathetic humanoid creatures off the taxpayer dole by just VOTING.

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And is anyone surprised. The Republican lawmakers have wasted millions and millions and millions of OUR money with their nonsense! And, they barely do any work - if you can call it that! Two, 3 days a week of fundraising and then leave town for 3-4 day weekends. These people are worthless! And worse - crooks!

Bunch of clowns, including their $500/hr clown lawyers.

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Too many liberal heads would explode after prying their arse from the mid-term couch.

He better switch to Merlot or something, because Pinot is going to be in short supply thanks to the terrible tragedy in Napa…

$500/hour is about standard for top range law firms. However, that’s $500/hr per billable hour, and generally only applies to top lawyers (partners). Associates’ time will generally be billed at a lower rate, and gofers at a still lower rate. Still, it depends on how many people are working on it as to what the total of billable hours will be. Two top lawyers can easily rack up 50 billable hours a week (plus other billables) on a case. At $25,000+ a week, it doesn’t take long to run through $350,000.

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$500? In DC (or other major city) that’s one attorney, with some admin costs tucked in. WTF…?

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So, let’s see. $350k divided by $500/ hour is 700 hours, which works out to roughly 45 days to three months.
Will the GOP controlled House vote to extend their spending cap or shut the government down after Election Day but before Thanksgiving?
Stay tuned.

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The Lawyers say thank you to the GOP. Somebody has to pay for my Lexus.

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