Why must the AP always make things sound so bleak. I hope the D’s shove the shutdown right down the throats of tRump and his GOP lackeys (YOU TOO MITT)
Because they crave drama due to believing that politics is just a big spectacle where nothing is actually at stake
I’m still holding out that it’s going to be “Mueller Time” these next few days and weeks to bump off these horrible little stories in the news cycle. Let’s get on with it.
More to the point, why does the AP always appear as if it’s populated and run by a bunch of corporate stooges?
2019: year of the rhetorical question.
Dear AP:
Fuck off. And watch Nancy Pelosi.
Asked and answered.
With eager anticipation, I look to the “Cold Opening” this week on SNL.
I was so sure that this was an AP story that I told a buddy that I would give him $1,000,000,000 if it weren’t.
His part of the bet?
Lunch.
Hope it was a better lunch than McD
It’s hardly any different from the rest of the country.
What? Is the heat off because of the shutdown? Is there no power in the building? Maybe the members should dress warmly.
This is an incredibly stupid and useless article.
And Speaker Pelosi’s cold fingers are crushing Donnie’s tiny ______________________